IT'S FAVRE, NOT FARV, YOU BOBBLEHEADS
Warning~ contains colorful language, rife with opinions, cliches, truths, half-truths, un-truths, violence & partial nudity. In other words, everything football fans expect on Sunday. In the words of Oscar Wilde: “He never insults anyone unintentionally.” No labor of love this—it is a howl from the fifty-yard line, a clenched fist raised above the cheap seats, wrapped in pigskin and vituperation. What follows is no mere polemic. It is a rant, a rave, a hundred-megaton diatribe aimed at the heart of abject stupidity. It is a left hook to the liver of the body politic, a kick to the shins of political correctness. —Effin Editors Available at Amazon.com
TITLE: "Death of a President (The Lincoln Center Killings)" TOP FINALIST in Creative World's 2012 screenwriting competition (Drama).
TITLE: "Beowulf" ~ one of 50 Finalists in a past "AMERICA'S BEST SCREENWRITING COMPETITION" held in New York, New York.
TITLE: "The Gypsy" ~ The First Draft was a Quarter/Semi Finalist in a past NICHOLL'S FELLOWSHIP SCREENWRITING CONTEST and "TOP 100" Semi-Finalist in Scriptapalooza 2012 competition.
ScriptLinks
Post Your Script Here!Unknown Black Assailant
As the crack epidemic erupts across 1980s small-city America, a Black rookie detective investigating a string of gang murders in Little Rock, Arkansas uncovers a CIA-backed arms-for-drugs conspiracy—forcing him to choose between protecting his family and exposing a truth that could destroy him.
Eternal Blessings
A dying woman enters a time portal to confront her criminal past, only to realize that what she seeks is in the present--but getting back is proving harder than she thought.
SETTLING THE BOOKS
A cautious investigator is none the less drawn in, along with four other heirs, by the reading of a billionaire rare book dealer’s will, they’re sealed in an airtight panic room, and with only four hours air, must solve the centuries-old mystery contained in the book ‘The Castilian Cypher’ in order to escape.
AT THE MERCY OF FAITH
A former preacher, haunted by the tragic rape/murder of his twin sister, spirals into darkness as supernatural forces, both angelic and demonic, wage war for his soul.
Lab Rats
An anonymous organization uses an ***AI Bot*** to moderate a Focus Group on the topic of ***Fake***.
She Curses Like a Sailor
A thought-provoking view of women and cursing is entertained at this art opening in New York.
Lady Diogenes of the Shadow
Three retired ladies candidly discuss their bizarre neighbor over morning coffee.
Perfect Beau
A Brainiac Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her gorgeous girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her university's senior class science project.
Cold Pepper
A law-abiding, church-going court stenographer becomes a one-woman vigilante 'offing' violent domestic abusers (and other pathetic souls) after their third offense.
Psychotic USA
A dramedy. A razor-sharp satiric view of the laughable state of modern psychiatric treatment as seen through the lens of four patients in an asylum.
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