Falling In Love With Love
Bart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles?
An adult Bart explains that his parents’ taciturn explanation of the concept has left him uncertain about intimacy with women. As a result, he concludes: “I just can’t get laid.”
Sixty years later, Bart meets Glynnis at an apartment building where they look at an affordable two-bedroom listing that just might be right for the two of them.
They’ve been friends for more than half their lives, yet at first Glynnis seems hostile to the idea — but eventually she gives in. For the first time in his life, Bart has a female roommate.
Bart embarks upon the oddest seduction since Oedipus pulled a hot MILF. He brings to the table a passion for toy model trains, his mad Instacart skillz, and a recipe for the best tuna salad sandwich ever made.
But just as he’s ready to grab for the brass ring, he wakes up naked in bed. Alone. The calendar reads January 6, 2021, and Bart’s life is about to get even weirder…
Cybill Shepherd
Jamie Lyn Curtis
Grumpy Old Men
Our Souls At Night
My parents were animators who met on the picket line at Disney Studios in 1941, and I spent almost thirty-five years in the labor movement as an officer of the Animation Guild Local 839 IATSE. About fifteen years ago I started taking classes with Joe Bratcher and the late Judy Farrell at the Twin Bridges Screenwriting Salon.
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