Falling In Love With Love
Bart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles?
An adult Bart explains that his parents’ taciturn explanation of the concept has left him uncertain about intimacy with women. As a result, he concludes: “I just can’t get laid.”
Sixty years later, Bart meets Glynnis at an apartment building where they look at an affordable two-bedroom listing that just might be right for the two of them.
They’ve been friends for more than half their lives, yet at first Glynnis seems hostile to the idea — but eventually she gives in. For the first time in his life, Bart has a female roommate.
Bart embarks upon the oddest seduction since Oedipus pulled a hot MILF. He brings to the table a passion for toy model trains, his mad Instacart skillz, and a recipe for the best tuna salad sandwich ever made.
But just as he’s ready to grab for the brass ring, he wakes up naked in bed. Alone. The calendar reads January 6, 2021, and Bart’s life is about to get even weirder…
Cybill Shepherd
Jamie Lyn Curtis
Grumpy Old Men
Our Souls At Night
My parents were animators who met on the picket line at Disney Studios in 1941, and I spent almost thirty-five years in the labor movement as an officer of the Animation Guild Local 839 IATSE. About fifteen years ago I started taking classes with Joe Bratcher and the late Judy Farrell at the Twin Bridges Screenwriting Salon.
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Post Your Script Here!THE CHRISTMAS GUEST
A homeless man seeking refuge from a storm finds shelter in a church where a funeral mass is being said; in so doing, as stipulated in the will, as the only attendee he inherits the deceased’s fortune and uses it during Christmas season to change the lives of all around him… except his own.
Deborah Samson
The based-on-true-events story of the first American female combat soldier who disguised herself as a man during the American Revolution, was wounded twice and is the Official Heroine of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
PIRANDELLO'S WIFE
Quiet, passive, obedient, a wonderful mother to her children and perfect wife to her Nobel Prize winning husband.
Curbside Service
A couple fakes one last holiday together until car trouble strands them in the desert.
Palo Alto Bang & Burn
When idealistic professor Will Reynolds joins a clandestine government program researching remote viewing, his faith in science and reality unravels as he discovers truths that feel ripped from science fiction.
Bubbling Under the Surface
After a Holocaust survivor narrowly survives an assassination attempt in her nursing home, a wave of coordinated attacks reveals a covert network intent on erasing the last living witnesses, forcing a police task force into a race to stop history from being wiped out.
and The Devil called!
The Devil visits God‘s chosen-one five times, gives dates the world will end, "and you will be my bride".
Doors of Miracles
A young businesswoman trembles as she thanks God, anticipating another disaster.
Untouchable!
A blonde bombshell in stainless steel becomes a femme fatale, a relentless tiger with razor-sharp-toothed-pen spilling blood across the pages, leaving nowhere, for the perpetrators of the nation's greatest corporate crime to turn or hide - no 'out'.
FULL CONTACT
Under the suffocating pressure of a championship spotlight, a redlining linebacker must outplay a hijacked beta safety system that turns every 200lb impact into a lethal cardiac glitch.
