OPEN YOUR EYES, DUDE
Confronted with the choice between happy bachelorhood and old job, or marriage with eyes toward the Senate and President, a playboy surgeon has one week to find the right woman. (Previously titled, TRICIARELLA, WHO ARE YOU?)
Steve's been writing screenplays since 2002. He has 13 polished scripts. Six of his scripts have won screenplay contests, eight have made finals. Altogether he has 7 wins, 59 other finals, 32 semifinals and 33 quarterfinals.
Houston Comedy (Finalist) [2019]
Portland Comedy Fest (Finalist) [2018]
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ScriptLinks
Post Your Script Here!Dead Man's Draft
When a failed screenwriter steals his troubled, dead brother’s movie script and becomes a sudden Hollywood success, a mysterious ex-inmate begins applying pressure — turning the lie into a threat.
Lab Rats
An anonymous organization uses an ***AI Bot*** to moderate a Focus Group on the topic of ***Fake***.
She Curses Like a Sailor
A thought-provoking view of women and cursing is entertained at this art opening in New York.
Lady Diogenes of the Shadow
Three retired ladies candidly discuss their bizarre neighbor over morning coffee.
Perfect Beau
A Brainiac Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her gorgeous girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her university's senior class science project.
Cold Pepper
A law-abiding, church-going court stenographer becomes a one-woman vigilante 'offing' violent domestic abusers (and other pathetic souls) after their third offense.
Psychotic USA
A dramedy. A razor-sharp satiric view of the laughable state of modern psychiatric treatment as seen through the lens of four patients in an asylum.
Psycho-Hearts
A world-class heart transplant surgeon is an absolute magician at finding compatible hearts for wealthy clients.
Nina and Flossie
Three European sisters, in their 70's, scheme to dump a dead body that the eldest shot in the middle of the night as a result of a break-in.
583
A couple fights to save their home from demolition by the government after violating local ordinance 583 ‘Lawns must be mowed every 2 weeks’, even when buried under snow in December!
