How Much is that Doggy in the Window

Al and his Help Alert friends have a funeral for a patient's dog.

Al takes a Help Alert client's dog to the vet to put it down. He agrees to have a funeral on the same day as their Gourmet Club dinner. Al must keep it a secret from Sandy, but the funeral gets out of hand. Brent calls the police to tell them their are human remains in the Calender backyard. Just as the gourmet dinner is about to take place, the police show up and must dig in the back for bodies. The dinner guests must listen to the noise and then belly dancers appear, upsetting one of the dinner guests. Al and Sandy are exonerated from the police but are kicked out of Gourmet Club.

Script Excerpt
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TV Episode
Starring Roles For:
John Ratzenberger
Catherine Hicks
Leigh-Allyn Baker
In the Vein Of:
The Middle

Author Bio:
Masters in Communication, BS in Psychology. Associate producer of the movie Turnover. Author of middle grade book - Isasnora Snores. Journalist and playwright. Also did stand-up comedy - a very short stint in stand-up! Graduate of ScreenwritingU - ProSeries class. Web site: