Best Comedy Screenplays
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A Merry Stoned ChristmasA Christmas Movie A Stoner Mexican and a Stoner Arab, they rob a bank while getting stoned as they both get up to messed up things the Mexicans father falls in love with Arab Guy as the Arab hallucinates he ends up in a sticky situation with the Mexicans dad, the Mexican guy accidentally has sex with an old woman but is proud for being an internet Porn Star. Script Excerpt |
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Paranormal Attack'sAn old Filipino woman gets revenge on her lover and his wife as she works for them as a maid, she kill's them with an overdose she cursed their mansion. Leaving the husband and wife haunting their house, as the maid returns bringing her daughter to the house leaving the daughter to fall in love with the in love with the new house owner, things get worse as they both move in Paranormal activity with Attack's constantly leaving people to die. Script Excerpt |
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Donkey's MotherAn old Bahraini tale rewritten by me changed over with my imagination of a hillbilly Alabama style a horror comedy story, woman has a has a half donkey half Man for a son a younger son as an officer that joins the Illuminati, the old woman donkey's Mother feel in love with a toy boy called mouth wash, donkey abducted a member of a YouTubers camera crew as he makes her his woman, donkey attack's everyone horrifically as donkey's Mother gets her fuck on. Script Excerpt |
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HogsheadA psychopath released from a mental asylum, the woman was put in asylum for cutting dick's off, as she came out she became the hogshead masked killer, taking her temper out with others, the mind of a child from the beginning tuning into a teenaged mind but really she's a middle aged woman. Script Excerpt |
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The Hood Has EyesTwo spies end up falling through conspiracies finding out Pablo Escobar still alive including Osama bin laden, as they chase after a Pablo Escobar wannabee thinking he's the return of Escobar as Pablo Escobar finds out losing his mind as the two spies work with the CIA to try find where Pablo Gomez end up meeting Pablo Escobar and Osama bin laden. Script Excerpt |
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Space LifeSuper Geek kid get in contact with aliens due to coddies issues causing him tissues, as aliens become his friends giving him a special device the kid gets revenge on his bullies, area 51 investigate deeply as an agent gets badly twice an animation script for families and kids. Script Excerpt |
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Dorathy The Unwanted DollA couple auction business partner's purchase a possessed doll made in the UK made back in the medieval times on ebay not knowing the outcome of this possessed doll as the wife hides the instructions given, how they should deal with the doll it all leads to disasters with the evil possessed doll. Script Excerpt |
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United Stoner'sUnited Stoner's a group of stoner's get in a lot of messed up situations with trouble's with a Hillbilly Farmer with kidnapping and drive-by shootings, a possessed demonic hill Billy toothless woman falls in love with one of the stoners, one of the stoners a male gives birth putting everyone in laughter as the same stoner keeps getting himself in sticky situations. Script Excerpt |
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Two psycho'sA couple that both have mental health issues Chris with paranoid schizophrenia as Sandra stuffers from bipolar and torrets syndrome, Sandra manages to escape as they end up being the psychotic version of Bonnie and Clyde from ordinary mental health to leading to two psychopaths. Script Excerpt |
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Smoked Out brother'sSmoked Out brother's, Two brothers always stoned living in the same villa, two spoiled adult brothers who have everything paid for by their Rich parents, The two brothers constantly up to no good with their nepali friend, a bunch of stoner geek's call themselves the 3 mascateers the three virgin mascateers finally find their lovers. Script Excerpt |
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Don's Of all Don'sDon's of all Don's, An Arab American, an African American and a Bangladeshi, 2 lead through the gang life as one's a snitch trying to run the game, the Bangladeshi suhel mia obsessed with Bollywood movies has an obsession with amir Khan started off as off as a builder in the states runs off and turned into a straight Big time pimp as his employer looks for him but it's hard to get to suhel, an Arab making money through out the DVD trade leading to other opportunities in making money as the African American is a big Time baller pushing himself to the limit in every business who succeeds mostly you got see the story in action. Script Excerpt |
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Lucifer's MotherLucifer's Mother, brutally shaking people to death knocking out people speechless, she came out of hell to show people who's Lucifer's Mother in the game. Script Excerpt |
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Arab HoodArab Hood, A fat English kid makes friend's with a few mixed raced Arab kids, they party get drunk and high as they lead to problems on a daily basis, fat kid brings up a new generation of fat pride, they bumped into a crazy hitch hiking witch as she tried sacrificing one of them, the fat kid shat diarrhea in a pool as the script goes on. Script Excerpt |
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Evil Step motherEvil Step Mother, A psychopath step mother dresses up in slutty clothes and wears make up the way a drag queen wears make up, she also looks a lot like a man after money succeeds in making Three of her husband's son's leave the country a part from one of her husband's son is left in the country, the step mother Will do anything to have All of her husband's money and would even make her husband's son's sick including making it her husband sick if she doesn't get what she wants, the evil Step mother is originally from Palestine and is very uneducated and has the education degree up to the fifth grade she comes from a very poor background and got married to her Rich husband by arranged marriage, the evil Step mother gets her husband to spend money on her and her family rather than spending it on his family Script Excerpt |
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Grannies DisastersGrannies Disasters, A movie about a crazy granny smuggling snuff tobacco through an airport in the middle east and then All of a sudden because of no trace's of narcotics so she makes a million dinars as her son grandson knew he tried getting 50% and promised her revenge, constantly she gets embarrassed and she likes to embarrass everyone, there isn't a granny like this granny a party animal likes to party an evil granny that would use bad language towards her grandchildren, this granny psychotically likes to let people think she's the queen of England but looks nothing like the queen of England Script Excerpt |
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Aswang Up In CaliforniaAswang Up In California, Aswang means dracula witch in Tagalog, the most beautiful Filipina woman ever seen with a busty models body, big breasted and big thighed woman young looking but there's a secret to why she looks so young since she's over a thousand years old she feeds of flesh to keep her looks younger than what she is. Script Excerpt |
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A British Hallmark parody featuring a novelist forced to spend Christmas with his antagonistic family and the girl next door who broke his heart.
and The Devil called!
The Devil visits God`s chosen-one five times, and with the gift of a book to get her in [to parliament] `and you will be my bride` gives dates the world will end but she rejects him, so with his tri-step-headed charcoaled alien goons he examines her brain.
AT THE MERCY OF FAITH
In the wake of a terrifying and traumatic encounter with RUTHLESS characters, a 14 year old minister - mourns his twin sister, and scorns the GOD he once fervently praised.
NORRISTOWN
In 1994, grieving brothers spend the weekend partying hard at an old friend's house, but an unexpected guest awakens past grudges and petty jealousies, unraveling their plans to start over.
The Dreams of Sisyphus
Baylor Holloman refuses to accept what fate has planned for him and he's willing to fight to the death to prove it.
BUMPED
A DEEPLY TROUBLED MAN HAS A BRUSH WITH DEATH THAT ALLOWS HIM TO SEE THE TRUE AFTERLIFE AND IT CHANGES HIS OWN LIFE FOREVER.
Murder in Emergency!
Unaware of the clandestine figures manipulating her life, a dedicated nurse's fight to save her hospital from closure, escalates to war against it, on discovery patients are being murdered.
Doors of Miracles
A young woman’s faith is tested, she is filled with the Holy Spirit and transcended through the universe to the Heavens to be returned to Earth with the power to heal, a direct link to God, God speaks and The Holy Spirit intercedes her response.
Untouchable!
A blonde bombshell in stainless steel becomes a femme fatale - a relentless tiger with razor-sharp-toothed-pen spilling blood across the pages leaving nowhere, for the perpetrators - to turn - to hide - no 'out'! .
A Merry Stoned Christmas
A Christmas Movie A Stoner Mexican and a Stoner Arab, they rob a bank while getting stoned as they both get up to messed up things the Mexicans father falls in love with Arab Guy as the Arab hallucinates he ends up in a sticky situation with the Mexicans dad, the Mexican guy accidentally has sex with an old woman but is proud for being an internet Porn Star.