Best Comedy Screenplays
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Curbside ServiceA recently separated couple finds themselves stranded in the desert on their way to a family holiday function. |
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Lover Haters ClubA bold group of teens band together to form a unique and quickly growing movement against relationship games that captures the attention of a teen icon. |
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Violent DelightsA group of feisty, fed-up coworkers devise a plan to utilize their clientele privileges to potentially boost their lifestyle up a notch, by copying the MO of a group of infamous thieves. |
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Misfortune CookiesAccidentally killing an elderly Chinese chef during a botched robbery, an oafish redneck teenager and her misfit friends begin dying one by one when the chef's ghost returns from the grave, killing them in gruesome fortune cookie-themed ways. Script Excerpt |
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The ZombaysA young, hip African American couple, abducted into a top-secret government program to create zombies for military purposes, escape undetected and flee to the suburbs, where great business success leads to unexpected notoriety and a cataclysmic showdown between creature and creator. |
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The Mythical Golden TroutWhen a cash-strapped family camping in the Sierras discovers a huge nugget of gold, the local police chief rounds up a posse of clueless misfits and sets out to steal it from them. |
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LA NightsIt is 1973, and Quick operates an upscale after-hours establishment in West Los Angeles alongside his socialite son, Dizzy. When a New York detective on Quick's trail receives a tip from his southside rival, Quick and his eclectic crew concoct a plan for one final heist before they flee the city. Script Excerpt |
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GHOST TOWN, NMWhen an obstinate father insists his daughter marry a rich but foolish young man, she escapes, with her boyfriend, to a ghost down. Here illusion and reality, past and present, serious and absurd all mix, |
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Playing HeroA jilted stripclub bouncer goes into the children's party business to win back his stripper-turned-princess girlfriend, but her evil “Prince Charming” boss is in the way. |
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ESCALATOR!A spoof of disaster movies done in the vein of Airplane finds a fire chief must juggle battling a fire in the mall, romancing the architect, and handling the press as he recruits his retired ace rescuer, attempting to save a hundred people trapped on the Castle Mall’s four story express ESCALATOR! Script Excerpt |
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The SquawkerTwo gonzo grad students and a fearless Native American woman clash with the FBI as they search for an endangered, sacred bird on her tribal homeland that could save the area from loggers. Script Excerpt |
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JIMMY AND JARA FROM OUTTA SPACEA twisted sci-fi road comedy with heart, a la “Little Miss Sunshine” with aliens, an interspecies romance and a spoof on classic sci-fi films and the American Southwest’s UFO subculture. JIMMY, a Venice Beach boardwalk hustler, discovers beautiful alien JARA and her two intergalactic circus performers stranded on Earth. He cons them into his “family” of misfit street performers and takes them to Las Vegas. Along the way, sweet-tempered aliens touch jaded human hearts. Ultimately Jimmy must save Jara and her E.T.’s from a ruthless Las Vegas casino kingpin, with the help of Nevada UFO buffs. Script Excerpt |
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DRAG QUEENS OF EMERALISLORD OF THE RINGS meets PRISCILLA: QUEEN OF THE DESERT in a comedy about a Chaplain and three colleagues in drag who read a controversial fantasy story written by a kid to kids to the resounding dismay of horrified, conservative parents. |
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Art of RevengeA struggling painter agrees a deal with his talking cat to create the artist’s next exhibition but after critics hail the show as genius the painter reneges on the deal, igniting a chain of betrayals. |
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ShabadoodahA cartoon creator gets gunned downed in a convenience store robbery and goes to cartoon heaven. He is met by one of his creations, a black gnome with magical powers and plenty of bad attitude, who makes him an offer he should refuse. |
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K-9 CopA surly police officer dies and ends up in the body of a police dog in order to bring down a criminal organization and help a teenager get over a big loss in his family. |
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Phishing for PhoebeOnce homeless, a successful author at the end of his life searches for the woman who gave him his start; a woman consumed with guilt, hiding away and fiercely protected by a menagerie of colorful small-town characters who block all efforts to find her. |
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THE FAT LADY SINGSA Duluth private investigator, needing to pay off his bookie, agrees to payment on completion of a prominent politician’s wife’s case; now he has only three days to find an Ohio plumber that the client only met on the internet over a dozen years ago. Script Excerpt |
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Tales Of The BizarreAn anthology of four comedic tales of sci-fi/horror/fantasy. A murdered wife resurrects through her garden; a small space alien is mistaken for an action toy; A base commander dares to challenge a UFO; A young man makes a pact with a witch. (FINALIST; BEST COMEDY FEATURE SCRIPT -; LONELY WOLF INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2023 (LONDON); FINALIST: FILMHAUSE FESTIVAL 2024 (BERLIN) Script Excerpt |
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THE LIFE & TIMES OF NO ONE FAMOUSAfter plagiarising family dynamics into a comedic bestseller the author faces the consequences at his sister's wedding and encounters the anguish of the woman who broke his heart. |
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A Time to RememberThe number-one pop star in the world puts his blazing-hot career on hold to attend his senior year of high school and play football - much to his family and record label's dismay. Script Excerpt |
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Heat of the MomentA former comedian and out-of-work chef gets invited to cook for some old friends, and he soon realizes you can't stop the heart's utmost desire in a weekend filled with love, drama, and betrayal. Script Excerpt |
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IT'S A POPCORN WORLDWhen an overzealous government man tries to steal an inventor’s home using eminent domain, the inventor decides to provide alternative land by expanding the world like popping a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing lawyer can keep the inventor out of jail long enough to accomplish his task. Script Excerpt |
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Hapless FuA happy-go-lucky Asian cop in LA loses his confidence, self-respect, job and girl after an embarrassing incident ruins him. Now this fool is mankind's only hope to stop World War III! Script Excerpt |
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Cricket Hill2nd Place Comedy at AFF!! In the 6th grade, Billy was assigned to write a brief essay about his family. Billy is fifteen now, and he's still writing! With the misadventures of his family filling the chapters of his story, Billy attempts to gain the attention of the new girl at his school that he has fallen for as Christmas approaches. |
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T&T PowerA tenacious female detective used to working alone teams up with a wise-cracking out of shape meter maid to track down a kidnapped child held for ransom. Script Excerpt |
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PLAY THE FOOLPLAY THE FOOL (Action / Comedy) An eccentric musician recruits his old band to help steal a legendary guitar, unaware that competing military teams from Russia and the US Air Force - both trying to avert WWIII - are after his bass-player's rare, vintage gear. |
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JOE 'BOBCAT' CLAYA knowingly clueless ex-football star's plans of early retirement are thwarted when he becomes a first-time father at 50. |
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STOLEN CRIMESA woman’s scheme to steal a celebrity’s identity backfires when she's arrested for her victim’s past crimes. Script Excerpt |
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Burning Old ManA group of grade school friends reconnect to throw a communal sixty-fifth birthday party for one another - leading to a Burning Man type celebration. |
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The King of BirdsAn oddball birdwatcher thinks that he is the son of Mother Nature, who has fallen ill due to the effects of climate change. Determined to save the planet, he attempts to become a bird-like superhero, but unfortunately he can't fly. In fact, his only power is the ability to make a single measly hail stone fall from the sky. But eventually he learns there are other ways to make a difference. |
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The Cemetery PlotsThree elderly ladies don't look forward to being buried alone as their husbands' bodies were unfound after a plane crash. Each buys two cemetery plots and begins a quest to find men willing to share the everlasting; however, after signing the agreement papers, the police investigate when two men die. Script Excerpt |
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Chris Gaines Saves the WorldTwo friends must travel cross country to kidnap country singer Garth Brooks and convince him to take up the mantle of his failed rock alter-ego "Chris Gaines" once again to stop an evil supercomputer from destroying mankind. |
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No MirrorsAn under-achieving Congressional speechwriter must return home 17 years after a life-changing car crash to help his ailing father confront the present, and come to grips with the damage he left behind |
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Benjamin Lee High SchoolA beleaguered high school principal must contend with a faculty of unstable misfits, as well as a documentary crew, as he attempts to prevent the school from closing in six months. |
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The Biglaws KingdomAfter his wife was wounded by his brother while trying to rape her, an unhappy King who could not have a son to be the heir to his throne passes on strict laws unto his people to make sure that no one is happy. |
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Cleopatra's RevengeA snake's on the loose in Mike Turner's new home and his wife is really freaking out!!! |
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Mid LifeAn unsuccessful actress whose big break sit-com was just cancelled gets called back home to care for her dying father, forcing her to confront the family she left behind. |
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The Man with the PackageOne mysterious agent, a package that has to be mailed back to his boss. What could go wrong? Everything! |
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Tender NightmareIn the 1950s in St. Petersburg, Florida, four eleven-year-old boys (two sets of twins, one Identical), attempt to track down the source of several mysterious murders in town, finding themselves tangled in the web of a Nazi cabal. |
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Faithful Wife and HookerWhen a prudish, repressed wife uncovers her frustrated husband’s "intentional adultery,” in disguise, she replaces his hooker and blackmails him for cheating (!), setting off a series of cascading, mutual deceptions that ironically awakens her libido and restores their marriage. |
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BATTER UPScreenplay Festival 2007, Honorable Mention for Comedy. When a minor leaguer falls for the ace pitcher in college softball, he finds that success in the majors and in love requires more than hitting the ball, he also needs to grow up. Script Excerpt |
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Haunt for HireAfter a family enlists the help of a ghost to save themselves from a vindictive neighbor, they start a haunt for hire business and learn that even ghosts can be haunted. |
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Jerusalem IdolIn ancient Israel, an aspiring stand-up comedian and self-proclaimed prophet must navigate fame, rivalries, and a mad Procurator's wrath to save his runner-up competitor—and himself—after winning the wildly popular reality show, 'Jerusalem Idol.' |
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College at 27Eddie enrolls in college and is smitten by a hippie girl. He pursues her relentlessly until he finds love is right under his nose. |
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THE SILVER CUPAn Irish widow and her Filipino mail-order bride daughter-in-law find what may be the Holy Grail in a potato field. They must band together to defeat a scheming pub owner who steals the cup with the idea of building a holy shrine/theme park in their small town in Ireland. |
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Sandy MillsWhen a Hollywood starlet returns to North Carolina to attend college, she finds that keeping her identity secret is hard, but falling in love is easy. Finalist in family, semifinalist in comedy, 2008 Screenplay Festival, Finalist in 2009 SkyFest I. Script Excerpt |
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Lil B-EasyAfter a Voodoo Priest cast a spell on ventriloquist doll, Lil B-Easy, he comes to life and grows with his human big brother, pulling pranks and causing mischief along the way. Script Excerpt |
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Funny BoneyardA young entrepreneur plugs his last dime into Heaven-Wise Acres, a cemetery-of-the-absurd theme park. To everyone's surprise it's a huge hit...until things go horribly wrong. |
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Funky AuctionFired man can’t pay his bills, accepts an offer to participate in the auction, doesn't suspecting, this is an offer from a gang |
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Frat MomA fraternity in trouble for using illegal schemes to fund their wild parties finds themselves in the hands of an ironfisted frat mom and vows to send her packing. Script Excerpt |
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Last Stop, Munson RidgeHoping to go straight, a New York mob boss settles down in a small town and becomes a librarian, but he unknowingly invades the turf of a wild, ruthless backwoods gang known as the Moonshine Mafia. |
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When Doves CryIn 1991, fraternal twins navigate the treachery of young adulthood, dealing with bullies, racists, homophobes, and abusive authority figures while seeking the ultimate Minneapolis experience; seeing the legendary Prince perform live at First Avenue on Halloween night but a freak blizzard threatens their plans. Script Excerpt |
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One More DayA salesman sends a text message to God flippantly when he’s out for drinks with a co-worker, asking for an extra day that week to get ahead in a sales competition, he gets it, but he discovers that he’s cursed with an extra day every week until he learns how to treat people. Script Excerpt |
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Graduate SchoolEight theatre students meet and form bonds at a mid western graduate schoool where sexual predators roam the hallways calling themselves staff and faculty |
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The Rave At Danny Carter's HouseDanny and his friends try to break out of their geek status and join the cool crowd by throwing their own rave which will either rocket them up the social ladder or destroy what little pride they have left! |
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Spice TradersWhen a group of socially awkward men go through a rip in time to trade modern spices for antiques, they end up fighting an old friend-turned-nemesis back in Medieval Times. |
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MOWOODBY PRODUCED WRITER - 10 FEATURES. And 20 novels. Out-of-work auto-workers try to make money and rekindle their marriages by making a movie. English language/Chinese version of the script also available. |
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From da Big Island: New York Defined Her — Hawaii Changed HerNew York defined her - Hawaii changed her, is the tagline. How could Hawaii change New Yorker? From da Big Island is a baby boomer coming of age, fish out of water, woman-centric comedy about Ruth, a famous New York syndicated television personality, whose life is in peril. Needing solitude and change, leaves the Big Apple for the Big Island of Hawaii and discovers life is vastly different than what she expected. Deals with the customs of the islands, her unusual neighbors, marijuana, pigs, and more. Is this the change she expected? Think Barbara Walters meets the Clampetts. Read the book: https://www.amazon.com/Big-Island-Bill-Hutchinson-ebook/dp/B076QKMDV9 |
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APPEARANCESRonnie, a street-wise teen, invites the scorn of her friends, school, and church when she claims to have seen a vision in a city park. |
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Vacation BurnoutA couple have twenty four hours to cash it in a lottery ticket stashed away in a wallet. The problem is they’re out of the country and are held up at the border and time is not on their side. |
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Country ThunderTwo childhood friends have a falling out at a school talent show, go their separate ways and become championship dancers, but through a series of events are forced to come together to have a second chance at glory. |
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CHASING TAIL, A CHRISTMAS TALEA CIA agent and soon to be first-time father is forced to team with the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency's 9 year old grandson to find a computer hacker that goes by the code name: The Hacking Santa. |
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Broken ClocksA rich real estate tycoon wants to divorce his wife after fifteen years of marriage. Refusing to lose half of his assets to her, an attractive and charismatic Frenchman is hired to seduce his wife into having an affair. What can go wrong? Script Excerpt |
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The Big TipperA smug day trader's practical joke, intended to catch the eye of a pretty waitress, backfires badly. |
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A Stroke of LuckAfter a cynical stroke survivor is admitted to a chaotic yet hopeful rehab hospital, he must rediscover his strength, purpose, and humor—while forming unlikely bonds with quirky patients and staff who refuse to give up. |
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Hogshead (Polished) (Screenplay)A psychopath released from a mental asylum, the woman was put in asylum for cutting dick's off, as she came out she became the hogshead masked killer, taking her temper out with others, the mind of a child from the beginning tuning into a teenaged mind but really she's a middle aged woman |
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The Last AuditionTwo struggling actors, Jackson and Verity, get the audition of a lifetime at the Globe Theatre, but it’s 200 miles away and they have to go on the road trip from hell to get to the audition. |
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Before the final AssassinationA young soldier, haunted by the terrorist attack that took his father's life, is transformed into a deadly assassin on a quest for vengeance, only to confront a moral reckoning when he rescues an innocent woman trapped in a human trafficking ring, forcing him to choose between his thirst for justice and the chance at a redemptive future. |
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To Die LaughingA Rastafarian, condemned to die in the electric chair, pleads for clemency. |
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Let's Try This OneA woman's cosplay fantasies play hell with her male co-stars. |
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ClandestineOn a road trip, two best friends discover a mysterious town long abandoned. Trapped inside and uncovering its truth, they must find a way out before plummeting into madness. Script Excerpt |
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Three Daze of Denver - It's Been a Long Road for David WoodersonA seventeen year old golf prodigy and his mom are upended and move to small town Iowa in 1976. Where he is befriended by the group of the only not white and straight kids in town. And two middle aged misfits to work on the only flaw in his game. Script Excerpt |
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MUFFLED SCREAMSDouble- crossing payroll thief, fleeing vengeful buddies, stops at motel run by homicidal hillbillies. A murderous battle of wits ensues between the thief, his one-time buddies, a corrupt sheriff and the crazy hillbillies for possession of the stolen payroll. |
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The Stolen ManuscriptA Private Eye is hired to find a famous Horror author, one of Baltimore's own, and his latest manuscript. |
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A HAPPY LIFEAn autistic and lovable, hardworking man who communicates with the likes of pelicans and smiley-face balloons takes drastic measures to shake loose a houseful of freeloaders to pursue his dream of owning a very unique B & B. Script Excerpt |
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The Hood Has Eyes(Polished Screenplay)Two spies end up falling through conspiracies finding out Pablo Escobar still alive including Osama bin laden, as they chase after a Pablo Escobar wannabee thinking he's the return of Escobar as Pablo Escobar finds out losing his mind as the two spies work with the CIA to try find where Pablo Gomez end up meeting Pablo Escobar and Osama bin laden. |
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Paranormal Attacks(Polished Screenplay)An old Filipino woman gets revenge on her lover and his wife as she works for them as a maid, she kills them with an overdose she cursed their mansion. Leaving the husband and wife haunting their house, the maid returns bringing her daughter to the house leaving the daughter to fall in love with the in love with the new house owner things get worse as they both move in Paranormal activity with Attacks constantly leaving people to die. |
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Donkey's Mother (Polished Screenplay)An old Bahraini tale rewritten by me changed over with my imagination of a hillbilly Alabama style a horror comedy story, woman has a has a half donkey half Man for a son a younger son as an officer that joins the Illuminati, the old woman donkey's Mother feel in love with a toy boy called mouth wash donkey abducted a member of a YouTubers camera crew as he makes her his woman, donkey attack's everyone horrifically as donkey's Mother gets her fuck on. |
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Caged Revenge (Polished Screenplay)A 10 year possessed British girl old caged up to the age of 20 on her 20th birthday she managed to escape as she attacks her family to death going on a constant revenge it doesn't come to an end of this possessed woman as she fights her way out, a cannibalistic crawling woman causing mayhem in the countryside. |
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United Stoners (Polished Screenplay)United Stoner's a group of stoners make a new arab american friend get in a lot of messed up situations with trouble's with a Hillbilly Farmer with kidnapping and drive-by shootings, a possessed demonic hillBilly toothless woman falls in love with one of the stoners, one of the stoners a male gives birth putting everyone in laughter as the same stoner keeps getting himself in sticky situations. |
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Granny's Disasters (Polished Screenplay)A crazy British granny travels to Bahrain to visit her daughter & grandkids the old granny smuggles Snuff Tobacco makes a Million dinars a party animal granny falls as one of her grandsons constantly seeks revenge. |
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UFO's In Reality (Polished Screenplay)Two teenage couples get abducted by aliens from laying down on the mountains in reality twist to a fictional twist both have powers one a female demon & the other the chosen one with shapeshifting abilities turning from a version of bonnie & clyde lovers to hating each other the female demon on a rampage to end the world while the the shapeshifting heartbroken stoner willing to kill his lover to save the world. |
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Dorothy The Unwanted Doll (Polished Screenplay)A couple auction business partner's purchase a possessed doll made in the UK made back in the medieval times on ebay not knowing the outcome of this possessed doll as the wife hides the instructions given, how they should deal with the doll it all leads to disasters with the evil possessed doll. |
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Fingertips (Polished Screenplay)A Psychological Horror With a twist of a psychotic individual suffering from psychosocial issues has an imaginary friend that’s part of his hallucinations his Imaginary friend is his British father a young proud to be American, forgets his medication after collecting it from a Pharmacy he causes a lot of mayhem around his area he thinks the worlds in his fingertips he chases down social media Influencers and artists by hacking and tracking their location constantly talking to himself as he hallucinates thinking He can see his British Father is around him, Kevin ends up with a chainsaw and gets a few round kills with his Chainsaw he stole from an old granny. |
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Perfect BeauA Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her college senior class project. Everything doesn't come as expected - the formula is more than a bit off! OMG! A mockery of scientific trial and error gone haywire! Honey, I Shrunk My Perfect Beau! (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Cold PepperA law-abiding, church-going court stenographer becomes a one-woman vigilante assassinating violent domestic abusers (and other twisted souls) after their third offense. Fed up with the questionable legal system - she then goes after their slimy attorneys. Why not? (Think Dexter in high heels) (Potential for ongoing series) (Copyright Wash DC) Script Excerpt |
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Funky Cop (Polished Screenplay)An Indian American Forensics Cop Works all over different sections a bad mouthed hustler a womanizer a party animal constantly getting drunk & high He when he's alone at a night shift or a partner is around he won't care he'll still have sex with the forensics doll, A funky cop if your ready or not he'll make you laugh in a middle of a crime scene he doesn't give a damn. |
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Psychotic USAA dramedy. A satirical view of the ineptness of modern day psychiatric treatment as seen through the lens of four patients in an asylum. An Angel saves the day! Raw. Engaging . Imagine "Girl Interrupted + One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest + Running With Scissors + Touched By An Angel = Psychotic USA" "Truth or Fiction??? ( Loosely based on book Psychotica, USA on Amazon) (Could be pilot script for possible mini-series based on vignettes in book) (Copyright Wash DC) Script Excerpt |
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Psycho-HeartsA world renowned heart transplant surgeon is an absolute magician at finding compatible hearts for wealthy clients. Her partner, a nurse, from the local penitentiary, finds suitable hearts from Death Row inmates. A satire on the ambiguous transplant business in the USA. And exactly who donated that heart to you? Willingly? A satiric view on the controversial state of modern medicine in America. Hmmm! (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Nina and FlossieThree European sisters, in their 70's, scheme to dump a dead body that the eldest killed in the middle of the night as a result of a break-in. What transpires is one hairbrained adventure after the next in attempting to dispose of the body in their ritzy neighborhood. Can they pull it off without attracting police or neighborhood interference? OMG! LOL! Ya' think? (Dark comedy/satire) (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Lucifer's Mother (Polished Screenplay)Lucifer's Mother a nasty hustler sent on earth by her son lucifer Lucifer's Mother wants everyone to know Lucifer has a mother she Crawls feasts on people she has an asshole personality an older woman takes the blame since Lucifer's Mother looks exactly like her like a twin. |
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Psycho Granny (Polished Screenplay)A Satanic Rich psycho Granny a retirement home owner She slashes people up looking for a toy boy to play with She's a crawler a psychotic satanic Granny Looking For a Quickie, She's willing to do anything in her father's Command That she claims her father's Satan, She has conversations with her garden Gnomes taking advices from them. |
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Mission kamikaze (Polished Screenplay)Osama Bin Laden is back he lived a conspiracy and wants the whole world to know he's back but Bin Laden Keeps it Old skool and gangsta messing with The CIA's minds, a little bit of explodings here and there not willing to detonate here and there till the right time is he has his mind focused on his Peshawar Wedding dancing girl, Osama runs The drug trafficking trade messing around day and night with alcohol and drugs as his workers get caught by the CIA and dealt with but Osama doesn't care he calls up the CIA giving them orders as he can see them all the way from Peshawar. |
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A Merry Stoned Christmas (Polished) (Screenplay)A Christmas Movie A Stoner Mexican and a Stoner Arab, they rob a bank while getting stoned as they both get up to messed up things the Mexicans father falls in love with Arab Guy as the Arab hallucinates he ends up in a sticky situation with the Mexicans dad, the Mexican guy accidentally has sex with an old woman but is proud for being an internet Porn Star. |
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Aswang Up In California (Polished) (Screenplay)Aswang Up In California, Aswang means dracula witch in Tagalog, the most beautiful Filipina woman ever seen with a busty models body, big breasted and big thighed woman young looking but there's a secret to why she looks so young since she's over a thousand years old she feeds of flesh to keep her looks younger than what she is. |
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NORRISTOWNIn 1994, grieving brothers spend the weekend partying hard at an old friend's house, but an unexpected guest awakens past grudges and petty jealousies, unraveling their plans to start over. |
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Falling In Love With LoveBart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles? Script Excerpt |
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Beautiful SpecimenA couple spend their lives in a zoo exhibit with a silverback gorilla as their love triangle becomes fodder for a reality tv show. |
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Memory LaneA woman gets told the date she first meets her soulmate by a psychic. One problem though - the date she met him was 27 years ago, when she was eight. |
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HOLY FRIJOLESTwo 17-year-old buddies decide the perfect summer job is driving a hot food lunch wagon .. until they discover their route runs through gang banger territory. |
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BAD TO THE BONEA K-9 Rottweiler taken too soon to doggie heaven, escapes and returns to earth in the body of a 17-year-old kid to find his hit-and-run killer and save his family. |
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THE AMAZING TOOTHBRUSHA 11yr old boy receives a special toothbrush. |
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Time Travel: Many Happy ReturnsTwo simple-minded brothers work part time at a science lab and find machinery in an unauthorized area that unknowingly transports them to Spain years before their time. Now they must figure out where they are, how they got there, and how to get back home. |
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ELECTRICAfter being electrocuted on the job, a woman suddenly has the power to make everyone around her fall in love... everyone, it seems, except the man of her dreams. Script Excerpt |
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OVERPASSWhen a cement truck driver avoids slamming into a Lexus, only to lose his own life, he haunts the Lexus driver and teaches him a powerful life lesson in the process. Script Excerpt |
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Protect & ServeA quick-draw detective teams up with a culinary genius from an offbeat soul food diner to take down a formidable drug kingpin. Script Excerpt |
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Breast StrokeA high school swimmer needs has to overcome his obsession with sex (or lack of it) in order to succeed personally and athletically. With the help of his friends and a psychiatrist, he tries to find his sexual identity on his journey to winning a swimming scholarship at an upper crust school. |
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The Cat's Meow Bar & GrillA sunny poolside condominium chickee bar & grill in Naples, Florida, patronized by local patrons, tourists, and condo owners that share experiences, tidbits, and jokes as they consume their favorite beverages while a serial killer is in their midst. Script Excerpt |
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Temperature's Rising- The Other COVID StoryA hostess' COVID-19 precautions threaten to spoil dinner for her guests. |
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RipplesFour characters who are not related to each other end up in an abandoned house outside a city at the end of the coronavirus, and try to establish a new life as the world climbs out of the Covid019 horror story. Script Excerpt |
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THE TESTOn an anniversary trip to San Fran Debbie sets up seemingly disinterested husband Jim to test his fidelity, but things spin wildly out of control when Jim instead falls into a devious trap set by a team of dangerous con-artists ready to take him for a ride and everything he's worth. Script Excerpt |
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THE GLAMOROUS LIFEA model whose career is fading gets a much-needed vacation and a new outlook on life when she hides out at a Florida beach house with an “odd couple” of twenty-something brothers who are 100% convinced she's a hooker. Things really go south when her rock star ex shows up. Script Excerpt |
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DOWN WITH DAD3-time Man of the Year Dave McNabb tries to teach teen son Lincoln a life lesson -- “do good things, good things happen.” But much to Lincoln's delight and wonderment, while things seem to take a turn for the better for him, they suddenly go south for dear old dad and bad things happen... very bad things. Script Excerpt |
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Next Register, PleaseA group of video store clerks cope with the news of their outdated paradise’s downfall. |
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Pale MaleAn Airbnb holiday turns into a nightmare for a young couple visiting the Big Apple for the first time. |
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THE GEPETTO PROTOCOLTo stay "real" in the real world after their last creator dies, an action figure, fashion doll, superhero, anime girl, and crash dummy—now real flesh and blood—must find new believers in ten days or be forgotten forever, and get help from two kids and their dad at a cosplay convention. (Could be Animation or Live-Action) Script Excerpt |
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DragulaAn aging vampire lives in Bran Castle, Transylvania making money off of tourists until an American couple shows up for the tour and Dragula falls in love with the man. Script Excerpt |
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The Keys To The KingdomA young couple is so caught up in the fast lane, they do not realize that an African/American homeless man has built a room in their attic and is changing their lives every day, forever. Script Excerpt |
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CONFESSIONS OF AN ACCIDENTAL ALIENFictionalized autobiographical dark comedy about a UFO fanatic turned screenwriter on a rollercoaster ride of Hollywood success, failure and a nightmarish marriage that nearly destroys his career. The existential journey of an "alien" stranded on earth, from his teenage years raised by lesbians in the 50's to his adult struggles to survive in the film industry of the 70's through the 90's, to his globetrotting adventures as a miniseries writer from London to Morocco. All based on true events. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Script Excerpt |
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WifeyAlways the bridesmaid, never the bride, a woman chasing her dream man embarks on a heartfelt quest for love—only to realize, with the help of an unexpected ally, that the right person has been by her side all along. |
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The Topless WidowA lawyer’s former model mother has taken to sunbathing topless in her backyard, unable to convince her to stop, he pays her complaining neighbors to construct fences, but then she takes her antics to the front yard, getting arrested and he goes from defending her against obscenity charges, to helping her accept her impending death. Script Excerpt |
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Killer's HolidayA young man caught in a deadly web of money, greed, and power must outrun a ruthless robbery and murder scheme before the truth is buried—and he’s the one left to pay the price. |
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NOT ANOTHER VAMPIRE STORYAn embarrassment-prone middle school girl's life gets risky when she suspects her pretty older sister's good-looking boyfriend is really a vampire, and sets out to prove it. (Could be Animated or Live-Action) Script Excerpt |
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Municipal AuthorityWhen B.J loses his job as a reporter, he is forced to take a job registering the cognitively compromised to vote; or face the new government Municipal Authority camps for non-producers. This was a semi-finalist in American Gem Screenwriting Competition as Sign on the Bloody Line. Script Excerpt |
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PONY JOE AND MY DAD GET SOBERBooze and bad decisions run Traffic and Pony Joe’s lives until they decide to get sober and make a living as horse trainers, but a past acquaintance shows up and threatens to kill Traffic and his family unless an old drug-smuggling debt is repaid. |
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MAUSOLEUM MANAfter his wife's sudden death, her husband fights his sister and a cemetery official to stay with her in the family mausoleum. |
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GOBLINHorror comedy in the 80's retro style of "Gremlins". Two young, naive newlyweds move into a Victorian house that's in serious need of supernatural pest control. The new bride discovers and befriends a E.T.-type creature who may be a monster but is the key to an ancient mystery that may save their marriage...if they don't kill each other first. Script Excerpt |
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SEVERELY GIFTEDA bright, lonely teenager learns about love and loss while taking a summer job to escape his abusive father. |
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SunnysideYoung woman gets drunk on her high-tech job and enters a crazy rehab . Script Excerpt |
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A Dying BusinessThe story of a father and son who manage a funeral Business that is literally is dying. When a wonder drug comes a long to perlong life, this seems like the end for their business. |
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Now What's The Big Idea??Lalia and Jimbo are at it again in this sequel to Whats The Big Idea??. After drinking a potion that causes them to switch bodies, they still manage to win the Tour de France and the Ideaist Of The Year award. Then they head off to Africa on a crazy quest for the antidote. They end up even better than back to normal. |
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What's The Big Idea??Lalia is a brilliant and quirky executive who generates ideas for a living. She finds herself in a creative slump and gets sent on a quest to Davenport, Iowa to retrieve the granddaddy of ideas as she reunites with her immature but adorable ex-boyfriend. |
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The Liberty Bell SweepstakesA dazzling young woman who claims she can “invent the future” leads three lovestruck guys on a zany quest to win a big pile of cash on the Fourth of July. Script Excerpt |
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LIFE WITHOUT FATHERGhost dramedy with inspirational, faith-based family values, a la "Ghost" meets "Parenthood". An acclaimed news cameraman who's been neglecting his family for his career dies suddenly under mystical circumstances and returns home as a ghost to haunt his 12-year-old son a week before his 13th birthday. He only has a short time to teach his son life lessons and to learn how to be, and to redeem himself as, a once-absentee dad. Script Excerpt |
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THE COMMON ROOMA proud former religious superior, newly retired and fighting for his dignity at a retirement home for monks, meets up with an old, vengeful nemesis - and an old flame. |
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Apple BarrelHave you ever seen a talking apple? How about a barrel of them who want to live? Apple Barrel is a fun filled story about a bunch of apples learning to survive with style. |
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WUNDERKIND: THE MOTION PICTUREAfter a series of missteps, a driven young filmmaker finally finds fulfillment at a Utah film festival - but not in the way he expected. |
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The Golden FanChinese, American Julie Lee buys a Ch'ing Dynasty story fan in Hong Kong and returns to her home in Los Angeles. When she arrives home she is kidnapped, threatened, robbed and finally, in the end, she is persuaded to help a family of art thieves discover the resting place of a three hundred year old family treasure whose map is painted on the face of Julie's fan. This is a romantic comedy about art, art thieves, forgeries and fakes and takes place between Hong Kong and Los Anageles. Script Excerpt |
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When in 1910 New York City a dentist accidently finds himself with a second job as a private investigator, he eavesdrops on one of the greatest country-changing secret meetings, becoming a dangerous loose end.
Xanadu Shores: Proof of Concept (PoC)
Two ex-pilots become embroiled in a kidnapping and gold heist, after an employer's scheme escalates from theft to kidnapping.
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Two ex-pilots become embroiled in a kidnapping and gold heist, after an employer's scheme escalates from theft to kidnapping.
RUNNING FROM DEATH
Trials and tribulations of the notorious John Wesley Hardin, 1800’s Texas gunfighter, who’s gunfighting abilities are tested while he runs from death throughout his life.
AT THE MERCY OF FAITH
A former preacher, haunted by the tragic rape/murder of his twin sister, spirals into darkness as supernatural forces, both angelic and demonic, wage war for his soul.
PITTSBURGH PHIL
Biopic of Harry Strauss, a.k.a.
Suicide Prevention - Please Hold
Ex Navy Pilot returns home anticipating matrimony, abandoned by his bride to be, contemplating suicide.
THE SOCIAL POLICE
Twenty years from now, an FBI agent patrols the social media.
CIRQUE D' ETOILES
*** Russian astronaut, thrown out of the space program, hijacks a space taxi going to the International Space Station.
THE CALL CENTER
Locusts invade the building, the adherence schedules are off kilter, and one of the night managers is watching TV and preaching the word.