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Best Comedy Screenplays
| Script Name | |
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Curbside ServiceA recently separated couple finds themselves stranded in the Arizona desert on their way to a family holiday function. |
| 2 |
Lover Haters ClubA bold group of teens band together to form a unique and quickly growing movement against relationship games, that captures the attention of the teen icon, Hayley Kiyoko. |
| 3 |
Violent DelightsA group of feisty, fed-up coworkers devise a plan to utilize their clientele privileges to potentially boost their lifestyle up a notch, by copying the MO of a group of infamous thieves. |
| 4 |
Heartbreak HotelAfter discovering a bag of money, two down-on-their-luck men set about improving their lives, unaware that other people are on their trail, including a small-time crook who needs to pay off his debts and a pair of crooked cops who want the money for themselves. Script Excerpt |
| 5 |
Misfortune CookiesAccidentally killing an elderly Chinese chef during a botched robbery, an oafish redneck teenager and her misfit friends begin dying one by one when the chef's ghost returns from the grave, killing them in gruesome fortune cookie-themed ways. Script Excerpt |
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The GotawaysA successful producers world is turned upside down when she's given the unexpected news that her hit TV show has been canceled. Now at a cross roads, she's forced to revisit her own "gotaways" from the past. |
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The Mythical Golden TroutWhen a cash-strapped family camping in the Sierras discovers a huge nugget of gold, the local police chief rounds up a posse of clueless misfits and sets out to steal it from them. |
| 8 |
Operation MomAn Indian-American teen conspires to become her mother's matchmaker instead of the other way around, but only to find love herself. Script Excerpt |
| 9 |
Playing HeroA spurned stripclub bouncer goes into the children's party business to win back his stripper-turned-princess girlfriend but her territorial coked-out “Prince Charming” boss isn’t having it. *ROAD HOUSE meets BAD SANTA* |
| 10 |
GHOST TOWN, NMNEELAN PATEL (PITA), the obstinate Indian American father of AMISHA, insists his daughter marry the rich but foolish RAKISH LAGHARI. But AMISHA loves JUAN ARAVALO, a Mexican American boy. Soon illusion and reality, past and present, serious and absurd all mix when the young lovers escape to a New Mexico ghost town commune. They are pursued by her parents, RAKISH and a motley crew of amateur sleuths-cum-videographers. |
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ESCALATOR!A spoof of disaster movies done in the vein of Airplane finds a fire chief must juggle battling a fire in the mall, romancing the architect, and handling the press as he recruits his retired ace rescuer, attempting to save a hundred people trapped on the Castle Mall’s four story express ESCALATOR! Script Excerpt |
| 12 |
Cracked AcesAfter he accidentally defeats a mobster’s spoiled daughter in a high-stakes tournament, a lone-wolf poker player must go all-in with a fiery brothel madam, a septuagenarian showgirl, and an unhinged Girl Scout in a madcap gamble to win back his life. |
| 13 |
OPEN YOUR EYES, DUDEConfronted with the choice between happy bachelorhood and old job, or marriage with eyes toward the Senate and President, a playboy surgeon has one week to find the right woman. (Previously titled, TRICIARELLA, WHO ARE YOU?) |
| 14 |
Phishing for PhoebeOnce homeless, a successful author at the end of his life searches for the woman who gave him his start; a woman consumed with guilt, hiding away and fiercely protected by a menagerie of colorful small-town characters who block all efforts to find her. Script Excerpt |
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The SquawkerTwo gonzo grad students and a fearless Native American woman clash with the FBI as they search for an endangered, sacred bird on her tribal homeland that could save the area from loggers. Script Excerpt |
| 16 |
By The Time I Got To Woodstock1969: a young generation is letting their hair down, except for a high school sophomore who’s wound tighter than her ballerina bun. When she accidentally ends up on a magic bus to Woodstock, she goes on a long strange trip to find her true self. Script Excerpt |
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JIMMY AND JARA FROM OUTTA SPACEA twisted sci-fi road comedy with heart, a la “Little Miss Sunshine” with aliens, an interspecies romance and a spoof on classic sci-fi films and the American Southwest’s UFO subculture. JIMMY, a Venice Beach boardwalk hustler, discovers beautiful alien JARA and her two intergalactic circus performers stranded on Earth. He cons them into his “family” of misfit street performers and takes them to Las Vegas. Along the way, sweet-tempered aliens touch jaded human hearts. Ultimately Jimmy must save Jara and her E.T.’s from a ruthless Las Vegas casino kingpin, with the help of Nevada UFO buffs. Script Excerpt |
| 18 |
Buck and the AngelA young boy, Buck Lynch, fatherless and living with his dying mother in his grandparent’s home, has a strong belief in the power of prayer. But his faith is tested when a mysterious stranger claiming to be an angel leads Buck to believe he has come to make his mother well when he has actually come for his mother’s life on Christmas Eve. Script Excerpt |
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LOVE, MYSTERIOUSKolby's the top agent of Cupid, who happens to be a beautiful young woman, but Kolby's on the verge of losing his job, and Cupid's on the verge of dying, if he can't reunite a special pair of reincarnated soul mates before a deadline causes love to disappear from earth. |
| 20 |
THE FAT LADY SINGSPresent day private investigator must journey from Duluth to Ohio to solve a case within three days in order to pay his bookie, then the PI and client must deal with the tragedy involving the person they are searching for. Script Excerpt |
| 21 |
Tabula RasaLucy is an Artist. No one understands her. Lucy sees life through the viewfinder of her closest companion, a 16mm Bolex camera. You see, Lucy doesn’t make “movies” — she is a Filmmaker. Lucy’s getting ready to share her Art with the World. But she’s afraid the World isn’t ready for her. Lucy is twelve years old. No one understands her. The World isn’t going to know what hit it. Script Excerpt |
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Lawn of the DeadA teenage slacker teams up with his parents’ landscaping crew to fend off a zombie outbreak in a wealthy Connecticut suburb. |
| 23 |
Tales Of The BizarreAn anthology of four comedic tales of sci-fi/horror/fantasy. A murdered wife resurrects through her garden; a small space alien is mistaken for an action toy; A base commander dares to challenge a UFO; A young man makes a pact with a witch. (FINALIST; BEST COMEDY FEATURE SCRIPT -; LONELY WOLF INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2023 (LONDON); FINALIST: FILMHAUSE FESTIVAL 2024 (BERLIN) Script Excerpt |
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A Time to RememberThe number one pop star in the world puts his blazing hot career on hold to attend his senior year of high school and play football - much to his record label's dismay. Script Excerpt |
| 25 |
The GateTwo crusty bait and tackle guys fall through a black hole, landing in Pleistocene America armed only with fishing poles and a boat. |
| 26 |
Off GuardO.T., a carefree, but dedicated, corrections officer, in a Federal Prison, appears to have all the answers. When a practical joke backfires, O.T. has to decide what's more important; his career or his best friend. Script Excerpt |
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Shooter on the Grassy Knoll (new as of 6-7-22) new excerpt 1-17-23A man suffering from schizophrenia and lack of self-esteem fires one of the fatal shots into President Kennedy from a grassy knoll then finds the conscience he never knew he had lost in a New Mexico desert with two disabled sisters: one blind and one a deaf-mute. Script Excerpt |
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IT'S A POPCORN WORLDWhen they try to steal an inventor’s home using government’s eminent domain, he decides to save his home by providing new land, expanding the world like a kernel of popcorn. Script Excerpt |
| 29 |
Stuffing ChristmasA quirky brood attempts to stuff one last downhome Christmas into Thanksgiving weekend after learning their family’s beloved farm will be gone by December. *Think HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS meets CHRISTMAS VACATION* |
| 30 |
Hapless FuA happy-go-lucky Asian cop in LA loses his confidence, self-respect, job and girl after an embarrassing incident ruins him. Now this fool is mankind's only hope to stop World War III! Script Excerpt |
| 31 |
LA NightsIt is 1973, and Quick operates an upscale after-hours establishment in West Los Angeles alongside his socialite son, Dizzy. When a New York detective on Quick's trail receives a tip from his southside rival, Quick and his eclectic crew concoct a plan for one final heist before they flee the city. Script Excerpt |
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T&T PowerA tenacious female detective used to working alone teams up with a wise-cracking out of shape meter maid to track down a kidnapped child held for ransom. Script Excerpt |
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CrashedWhen an alien spaceship crashes a couple’s rehearsal dinner, it forces the wedding party to band together to stop the ensuing invasion and -- more importantly -- save the couple’s big day. |
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ShabadoodahA cartoon creator gets gunned downed in a convenience store robbery and goes to cartoon heaven. He is met by one of his creations, a black gnome with magical powers and plenty of bad attitude, who makes him an offer he should refuse. |
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The King of BirdsAn oddball birdwatcher thinks that he is the son of Mother Nature, who has fallen ill due to the effects of climate change. Determined to save the planet, he attempts to become a bird-like superhero, but unfortunately he can't fly. In fact, his only power is the ability to make a single measly hail stone fall from the sky. But eventually he learns there are other ways to make a difference. |
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Unbrotherly LoveTwin twenty-two-year-old brothers are trusted by their dad to transport a half-million-dollar car across Europe. Aided by a hitchhiker and hindered by a demon, the two incompetents need to overcome their hatred for each other to deliver the vehicle in one piece |
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Burning Old ManA group of grade school friends reconnect to throw a communal sixty-fifth birthday party for one another - leading to a Burning Man type celebration. |
| 38 |
The Director's GirlfriendHis marriage on the rocks, a once hot screenwriter now turned lush finds himself in over his head when he falls for the sexy, psychotic young girlfriend of the sleazy movie director living next door. |
| 39 |
ONCE UPON THIS PLAYGROUNDA portal back to high school, 1972 thrusts a sexy, spoiled volleyball star into old-school, gender-splitting times where she accidentally ruins history and must piece it back together in her own creative way to find her way back home. |
| 40 |
The Cemetery PlotsIn this dark comedy, three elderly and wealthy ladies each purchase two expensive cemetery plots. Years earlier, their husbands had disappeared in a plane crash. They did not find their bodies. The women don’t want to be buried alone. Thus, they begin their quest to find men willing to be buried next to them. Script Excerpt |
| 41 |
The Biglaws KingdomAfter his wife was wounded by his brother while trying to rape her, an unhappy King who could not have a son to be the heir to his throne passes on strict laws unto his people to make sure that no one is happy. |
| 42 |
The Man with the PackageOne mysterious agent, a package that has to be mailed back to his boss. What could go wrong? Everything! |
| 43 |
Faithful Wife and HookerAn outraged, prudish wife avenges her frustrated husband’s "intentional adultery” by disguising as a hooker and blackmailing him for cheating (!), which sets off a series of mutual deceptions that upon discovery ironically amends the couple’s mutual failings and restores their marriage. Think War of the Roses with a happy outcome! |
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Everything I Have Is YoursThirteen-year-old Haylee stumbles on her father's affair with her mother's friend, who has come to stay after her home was burglarized. Haylee develops an unlikely friendship with the woman who is betraying her mother. Script Excerpt |
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Childhood IssuesA fun-loving bachelor crippled with anxiety over his upcoming wedding resorts to a wild whirlwind series of hypnotic therapy sessions to confront the issues of his youth that keeps him from saying, “I do.” |
| 46 |
Haunt for HireAfter a family enlists the help of a ghost to save themselves from a vindictive neighbor, they start a haunt for hire business and learn that even ghosts can be haunted. |
| 47 |
A Fading Finish LineFour lifelong middle aged men deal with the challenges of starting over in employment, relationships, parenting and health when they are so close to reaching their goals. Script Excerpt |
| 48 |
A Putrid CarnivalA relationship-phobic philosopher with a knack for conversing with the Marquis de Sade’s ghost tests the limits of his bestial view of the human-animal after he begins a relationship with a fragile woman. |
| 49 |
Lil B-EasyAfter a Voodoo Priest cast a spell on ventriloquist doll, Lil B-Easy, he comes to life and grows with his human big brother, pulling pranks and causing mischief along the way. Script Excerpt |
| 50 |
Dooda and Rayford, The Alabaster BoysTwo bumbling brothers from the deep Alabaster, Alabama backwoods win a sightseeing weekend in New York City and unknowingly get caught up in a police investigation involving two jewel thieves and the Detectives trying to apprehend them. |
| 51 |
Home Like a ShadowCollege girl accompanies her new boyfriend to his decaying San Joaquin Valley home town for his mother's birthday and is pulled into family conflicts and lost dreams dating back to the Civil War. Script Excerpt |
| 52 |
Turf WarAs Florida neighbors fall in love, their rival lawn ornaments start a war. Script Excerpt |
| 53 |
Who's There?A bizarre comedy within which a cynical, middle-aged woman is charged with caring for her eccentric mother and goofy sister who hold daily memorial services for husband/daddy's amputated leg. When he recovers, he comes to reclaim his family and his life in a combination wedding and funeral for the leg and meter reader's bag of wife, and life moves forward for all. |
| 54 |
Last Stop, Munson RidgeHoping to go straight, a New York mob boss settles down in a small town and becomes a librarian, but he unknowingly invades the turf of a wild, ruthless backwoods gang known as the Moonshine Mafia. |
| 55 |
When Doves CryIn 1991, fraternal twins navigate the treachery of young adulthood, dealing with bullies, racists, homophobes, and abusive authority figures while seeking the ultimate Minneapolis experience; seeing the legendary Prince perform live at First Avenue on Halloween night but a freak blizzard threatens their plans. Script Excerpt |
| 56 |
Frat MomA fraternity in trouble for using illegal schemes to fund their wild parties finds themselves in the hands of an ironfisted frat mom and vow to send her packing. |
| 57 |
THE OLDEST CADDIESThree friends save a wealthy country club owner after a fiery car crash and are awarded jobs as caddies for life at his exclusive course. Decades later, the three must fight to protect their livelihoods and pensions against the owner’s estranged greedy son who now wants to sell the club to real estate developers after his father’s death. |
| 58 |
Man(ny) Versus A.I.When an awkward ad exec named Manny beats up a coffee maker, every mechanical device goes after him thwarting his chances of winning a CLIO advertising award and destroying his relationship with the woman he loves. Script Excerpt |
| 59 |
One More DayA salesman sends a text message to God flippantly when he’s out for drinks with a co-worker, asking for an extra day that week to get ahead in a sales competition, he gets it, but he discovers that he’s cursed with an extra day every week until he learns how to treat people. Script Excerpt |
| 60 |
Graduate SchoolEight theatre students meet and form bonds at a mid western graduate schoool where sexual predators roam the hallways calling themselves staff and faculty |
| 61 |
Spice TradersWhen a group of socially awkward men go through a rip in time to trade modern spices for antiques, they end up fighting an old friend-turned-nemesis back in Medieval Times. |
| 62 |
From da Big IslandNew York defined her - Hawaii changed her, is the tagline. How could Hawaii change New Yorker? From da Big Island is a baby boomer coming of age, fish out of water, woman-centric comedy about Ruth, a famous New York syndicated television personality, whose life is in peril. Needing solitude and change, leaves the Big Apple for the Big Island of Hawaii and discovers life is vastly different than what she expected. Deals with the customs of the islands, her unusual neighbors, marijuana, pigs, and more. Is this the change she expected? Think Barbara Walters meets the Clampetts. Read the book: https://www.amazon.com/Big-Island-Bill-Hutchinson-ebook/dp/B076QKMDV9 |
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Paranormal Attack'sAn old Filipino woman gets revenge on her lover and his wife as she works for them as a maid, she kill's them with an overdose she cursed their mansion. Leaving the husband and wife haunting their house, as the maid returns bringing her daughter to the house leaving the daughter to fall in love with the in love with the new house owner, things get worse as they both move in Paranormal activity with Attack's constantly leaving people to die. Script Excerpt |
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Donkey's MotherAn old Bahraini tale rewritten by me changed over with my imagination of a hillbilly Alabama style a horror comedy story, woman has a has a half donkey half Man for a son a younger son as an officer that joins the Illuminati, the old woman donkey's Mother feel in love with a toy boy called mouth wash, donkey abducted a member of a YouTubers camera crew as he makes her his woman, donkey attack's everyone horrifically as donkey's Mother gets her fuck on. Script Excerpt |
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HogsheadA psychopath released from a mental asylum, the woman was put in asylum for cutting dick's off, as she came out she became the hogshead masked killer, taking her temper out with others, the mind of a child from the beginning tuning into a teenaged mind but really she's a middle aged woman. Script Excerpt |
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The Hood Has EyesTwo spies end up falling through conspiracies finding out Pablo Escobar still alive including Osama bin laden, as they chase after a Pablo Escobar wannabee thinking he's the return of Escobar as Pablo Escobar finds out losing his mind as the two spies work with the CIA to try find where Pablo Gomez end up meeting Pablo Escobar and Osama bin laden. Script Excerpt |
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Space LifeSuper Geek kid get in contact with aliens due to coddies issues causing him tissues, as aliens become his friends giving him a special device the kid gets revenge on his bullies, area 51 investigate deeply as an agent gets badly twice an animation script for families and kids. Script Excerpt |
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Dorathy The Unwanted DollA couple auction business partner's purchase a possessed doll made in the UK made back in the medieval times on ebay not knowing the outcome of this possessed doll as the wife hides the instructions given, how they should deal with the doll it all leads to disasters with the evil possessed doll. Script Excerpt |
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United Stoner'sUnited Stoner's a group of stoner's get in a lot of messed up situations with trouble's with a Hillbilly Farmer with kidnapping and drive-by shootings, a possessed demonic hill Billy toothless woman falls in love with one of the stoners, one of the stoners a male gives birth putting everyone in laughter as the same stoner keeps getting himself in sticky situations. Script Excerpt |
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Falling In Love With LoveBart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles? Script Excerpt |
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Two psycho'sA couple that both have mental health issues Chris with paranoid schizophrenia as Sandra stuffers from bipolar and torrets syndrome, Sandra manages to escape as they end up being the psychotic version of Bonnie and Clyde from ordinary mental health to leading to two psychopaths. Script Excerpt |
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Smoked Out brother'sSmoked Out brother's, Two brothers always stoned living in the same villa, two spoiled adult brothers who have everything paid for by their Rich parents, The two brothers constantly up to no good with their nepali friend, a bunch of stoner geek's call themselves the 3 mascateers the three virgin mascateers finally find their lovers. Script Excerpt |
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Don's Of all Don'sDon's of all Don's, An Arab American, an African American and a Bangladeshi, 2 lead through the gang life as one's a snitch trying to run the game, the Bangladeshi suhel mia obsessed with Bollywood movies has an obsession with amir Khan started off as off as a builder in the states runs off and turned into a straight Big time pimp as his employer looks for him but it's hard to get to suhel, an Arab making money through out the DVD trade leading to other opportunities in making money as the African American is a big Time baller pushing himself to the limit in every business who succeeds mostly you got see the story in action. Script Excerpt |
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Lucifer's MotherLucifer's Mother, brutally shaking people to death knocking out people speechless, she came out of hell to show people who's Lucifer's Mother in the game. Script Excerpt |
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Arab HoodArab Hood, A fat English kid makes friend's with a few mixed raced Arab kids, they party get drunk and high as they lead to problems on a daily basis, fat kid brings up a new generation of fat pride, they bumped into a crazy hitch hiking witch as she tried sacrificing one of them, the fat kid shat diarrhea in a pool as the script goes on. Script Excerpt |
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Evil Step motherEvil Step Mother, A psychopath step mother dresses up in slutty clothes and wears make up the way a drag queen wears make up, she also looks a lot like a man after money succeeds in making Three of her husband's son's leave the country a part from one of her husband's son is left in the country, the step mother Will do anything to have All of her husband's money and would even make her husband's son's sick including making it her husband sick if she doesn't get what she wants, the evil Step mother is originally from Palestine and is very uneducated and has the education degree up to the fifth grade she comes from a very poor background and got married to her Rich husband by arranged marriage, the evil Step mother gets her husband to spend money on her and her family rather than spending it on his family Script Excerpt |
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Grannies DisastersGrannies Disasters, A movie about a crazy granny smuggling snuff tobacco through an airport in the middle east and then All of a sudden because of no trace's of narcotics so she makes a million dinars as her son grandson knew he tried getting 50% and promised her revenge, constantly she gets embarrassed and she likes to embarrass everyone, there isn't a granny like this granny a party animal likes to party an evil granny that would use bad language towards her grandchildren, this granny psychotically likes to let people think she's the queen of England but looks nothing like the queen of England Script Excerpt |
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Aswang Up In CaliforniaAswang Up In California, Aswang means dracula witch in Tagalog, the most beautiful Filipina woman ever seen with a busty models body, big breasted and big thighed woman young looking but there's a secret to why she looks so young since she's over a thousand years old she feeds of flesh to keep her looks younger than what she is. Script Excerpt |
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DRAG QUEENS OF EMERALISLORD OF THE RINGS meets PRISCILLA: QUEEN OF THE DESERT in a comedy about a Chaplain and three colleagues in drag who read a controversial fantasy story written by a kid to kids to the resounding dismay of horrified, conservative parents. |
| 80 |
Beautiful SpecimenA couple spend their lives in a zoo exhibit with a silverback gorilla as their love triangle becomes fodder for a reality tv show. |
| 81 |
“A REGULAR GUY”Time frame:1969-1984 Two losers who deliver bread to neighborhood stores in a coal dust town Wilkes Barre, Pa, hang up the thin sliced to become policemen during the anti war era |
| 82 |
“MUFFIN CLUB”Three widowed members (Alice,Myra and Dixie) of St Jude altar society team with retired monsignor Tim Farley to solve the murder of the parish pastor. |
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STOLEN CRIMESIn this quirky black comedy, a woman’s scheme to steal a celebrity’s identity backfires when she's arrested for her victim’s past crimes. Script Excerpt |
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Lovers and FriendsDre's heart led him down a path of bisexual lust, love, and secrets. He didn't think exposing himself to any of them would lead to his demise. |
| 85 |
Second ChancesA once commitment phobic man finds himself in a race with his male biological clock when he’s told his first true love is back in town. |
| 86 |
Escape the tension.A fresh teacher and his wife struggle to have kids, after tense marriage period, his wife left him. The teacher got fired because of a troubled student find out about his consume to alcohol in the school, the student takes it as a leverage, kept landing at his teacher's life, causes bizarre, funny situations, making the teacher be drag to a big mess. |
| 87 |
Kill the CompetitionAndrew Brooks is a recent college grad who's desperate to break into the entertainment industry but struggles to land his first job. Over the course of three critical days, Andrew comes to realize what he must do to obtain his dream job. |
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Memory LaneA woman gets told the date she first meets her soul mate by a psychic. One problem though - the date she met him was 27 years ago, when she was eight. |
| 89 |
RediscoveryTwo simple-minded brothers work part time science lab and find machinery in an unauthorized area that unknowingly transports them to Spain years before their time—and now they must figure out where they are, how they got there, and how to get back home. |
| 90 |
The Neutral Zone Bar & GrillA superhero and supervillain duo decide to put their differences aside and open a bar exclusively for those with superpowers, although it turns out to be much more difficult than they imagine. Script Excerpt |
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Parenting 101When a successful hair stylist and her goal-oriented husband determine they need to make a decision about starting a family, they struggle with a year-long parenting experiment starting with houseplants, then pets, and finally other people's children. Script Excerpt |
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All-American JoeJoe Wannamaker is a sports loving live at home forty year-old millionaire who only wants to be good at something just once in his bumbling life. Script Excerpt |
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE PIGS!THEY WANT YOU FOR BREAKFAST. |
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TEXT MEMAN'S BEST FRIEND IS NOT A DOG, IT'S A CELL PHONE. |
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Heat of the MomentA former comedian and out-of-work chef gets invited to cook for some old friends, and he soon realizes you can't stop the heart's utmost desire in a weekend filled with love, drama, and betrayal. Script Excerpt |
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Time Travel: Many Happy ReturnsTwo simple-minded brothers work part time at a science lab, and find machinery in an unauthorized area that unknowingly transports them to Spain--years before their time. Now they must figure out where they are, how they got there, and how to get back home. |
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ELECTRICAfter being electrocuted on the job, a woman has the power to make everyone around her fall in love... everyone, it seems, except the man of her dreams. Script Excerpt |
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OVERPASSWhen a cement truck driver avoids slamming into a Lexus, only to lose his own life, he haunts the Lexus driver and teaches him a powerful life lesson in the process. Script Excerpt |
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Homo For The HolidaysTwo football players try to escape the freezing spring in Minnesota by booking a cruise to the Caribbean unaware that it’s an LGBTQ |
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Protect & ServeA quick-draw detective teams up with a culinary genius from an offbeat soul food diner to take down a formidable drug kingpin. Script Excerpt |
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Confessions of a Horny TeenagerA high school swimmer needs has to overcome his obsession with sex (or lack of it) in order to succeed personally and athletically. With the help of his friends and a psychiatrist, he tries to find his sexual identity on his journey to winning a swimming scholarship at an upper crust school. |
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HAROLD'S PLACEA COMEDY in the vein of Cheers. A sunny poolside condominium chickee bar & grill in Naples, Florida, patronized by local patrons, tourists, and condo owners that share experiences, tidbits, and jokes with one another as they consume their favorite beverages. Script Excerpt |
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THE TESTDebbie sets up seemingly disinterested husband Jim to test his fidelity, but things spin wildly out of control when Jim instead falls into a trap set by a team of dangerous con-artists ready to take him for a ride and everything he's worth. Script Excerpt |
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THE GLAMOROUS LIFEA model whose career is fading gets a much-needed vacation and a new outlook on life when she hides out at a Florida beach house with an “odd couple” of twenty-something brothers who are 100% convinced she's a hooker. Script Excerpt |
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DOWN WITH DADA 3 time Man of the Year dad Dave McNabb tries to teach his teen son Lincoln a life lesson -- “do good things, good things happen.” But much to Lincoln's delight and wonder, while things seem to take a turn for the better for him, they suddenly go south for dear old dad and bad things happen... very bad things. Script Excerpt |
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SanctuaryA hapless and socially detached attorney's life changes dramatically when he executes a will stipulating that a substantial fortune will be shared by all who attend the deceased's funeral mass. But no one shows up... except one mysterious homeless man seeking shelter from a raging storm. Script Excerpt |
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THE GEPETTO PROTOCOLTo stay "real" in the real world after their last creator dies, an action figure, fashion doll, superhero, anime girl, and crash dummy—now real flesh and blood—must find new believers in ten days or be forgotten forever, and get help from two kids and their dad at a cosplay convention. (Animation or Live-Action) |
| 108 |
Light FingersLonely quirky teen, uprooted from Minnesota to Santa Monica, falls for her lab partner in biology class, who happens to be the world's best shoplifter and begins to learn his ways. Script Excerpt |
| 109 |
CONFESSIONS OF AN ACCIDENTAL ALIENFictionalized autobiographical dark comedy about a UFO fanatic turned screenwriter on a rollercoaster ride of Hollywood success, failure and a nightmarish marriage that nearly destroys his career. The existential journey of an "alien" stranded on earth, from his teenage years raised by lesbians in the 50's to his adult struggles to survive in the film industry of the 70's through the 90's, to his globetrotting adventures as a miniseries writer from London to Morocco. All based on true events. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Script Excerpt |
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Halo & HornsTwo centuries old enemies – a male angel and a female demon – compete to guide the relationship of a new young couple only to wind up falling in love with each other. A forbidden love. Script Excerpt |
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NOT ANOTHER VAMPIRE STORYAn embarrassment-prone middle school girl's life gets risky when she suspects her pretty older sister's good-looking boyfriend is really a vampire, and sets out to prove it. (Animated or Live-Action) |
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Municipal AuthorityWhen B.J loses his job as a reporter, he is forced to take a job registering the cognitively compromised to vote; or face the new government Municipal Authority camps for non-producers. This was a semi-finalist in American Gem Screenwriting Competition as Sign on the Bloody Line. |
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Rock RaceA quirky, middle-aged rock band battles Columbian drug lords, psycho girlfriends, the FBI, and amnesia while racing against time to win a record contract. |
| 114 |
GOBLINHorror comedy in the 80's retro style of "Gremlins". Two young, naive newlyweds move into a Victorian house that's in serious need of supernatural pest control. The new bride discovers and befriends a E.T.-type creature who may be a monster but is the key to an ancient mystery that may save their marriage...if they don't kill each other first. Script Excerpt |
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SunnysideQuirky young woman gets drunk on her high-tech job and ends up in a strange rehab where she must come to terms with her choices and history. Adapted from my published short story. Script Excerpt |
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WrenchedAmbitious young Wall Street wannabe travels to take an internship with a hot crypto firm. He idolizes Sam Bankman-Fried like a rock star. But the company turns out to be a floundering home repair business whose owner faked a requisition to get a financial whiz aboard. About to leave in disgust, the wannabe falls for the receptionist, a runaway who dreams of becoming a cabaret singer. He joins the rough team of under-rated outcasts and learns how to repair things, including his mercenary sense of values. Script Excerpt |
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The Liberty Bell SweepstakesA dazzling young woman who claims she can “invent the future” leads three lovestruck guys on a zany quest to win a big pile of cash on the Fourth of July. Script Excerpt |
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LIFE WITHOUT FATHERGhost dramedy with inspirational, faith-based family values, a la "Ghost" meets "Parenthood". An acclaimed news cameraman who's been neglecting his family for his career dies suddenly under mystical circumstances and returns home as a ghost to haunt his 12-year-old son a week before his 13th birthday. He only has a short time to teach his son life lessons and to learn how to be, and to redeem himself as, a once-absentee dad. Script Excerpt |
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D.E.T.E.C.T.I.V.E.STwo rival detectives join to solve a case whereby ten San Francisco detectives are being murdered by the Chinese Mafia. Little do they know, they're also on the hit list until... "And Then There Were None." |
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Apple BarrelHave you ever seen a talking apple? How about a barrel of them who want to live? Apple Barrel is a fun filled story about a bunch of apples learning to survive with style. |
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The Golden FanChinese, American Julie Lee buys a Ch'ing Dynasty story fan in Hong Kong and returns to her home in Los Angeles. When she arrives home she is kidnapped, threatened, robbed and finally, in the end, she is persuaded to help a family of art thieves discover the resting place of a three hundred year old family treasure whose map is painted on the face of Julie's fan. This is a romantic comedy about art, art thieves, forgeries and fakes and takes place between Hong Kong and Los Anageles. Script Excerpt |
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In 1840, an unconventional widow risks her life when she joins forces with a charismatic journalist, brutalized tenant farmers and a traumatized exile she rescues in Montreal, to stop the most powerful men in Scotland from violently evicting Gaelic Highlanders, unaware of her own family's complicity in the ethnic cleansing.
SETTLING THE BOOKS
Lured by the reading of a billionaire rare book dealer’s will, an investigator and four other heirs are sealed in an airtight panic room, and with only four hours air, must solve the centuries-old mystery contained in the book ‘The Castilian Cypher’ in order to escape.
All My Trials, Lord
In a drunken stupor a handsome young singer kills a taxi driver while visiting Spalding County, Georgia.
Playmate
In spite of her husband’s attempts to help her, a young female writer suddenly finds herself falling into a severe depression when snippets of painful suppressed childhood memories come out in her writing at the same time as the visit of her religious fanatic mother whose own haunting memories plague her causing both women to lose themselves in the process.
Jesus Called
Three women, one of whom is seeking what lies beyond death, live on a chicken farm in the rural South and attend a funeral for their neighbor who was eaten by a hog.
Tinker's Christmas
A clumsy teenage elf is ridiculed and alienated by other young elves when he fails every assignment until his mechanical skills are discovered after the reindeer develop chicken pox and Santa asks him to modify the train to deliver the toys which he does successfully with the help of an attractive female elf and a monkey.
Private Dancer
After her husband dies leaving all of his estate to another woman, a former middle-aged psychologist with the help of a friend opens a bar where they nurture those in their employ, each of whom faces challenging situations and must dance and sing as they attempt to keep their dreams alive.
Who's There?
A bizarre comedy within which a cynical, middle-aged woman is charged with caring for her eccentric mother and goofy sister who hold daily memorial services for husband/daddy's amputated leg.
The Experiment
Ambition, class prejudice and racism forever alter the lives of a poor white boy bound for delinquency and a young Afro-American athlete headed for stardom.
IT PAYS THE BILLS
Three sisters inherit a Hollywood talent agency offering a lot more than routine casting calls for their clientele.
