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Perfect Beau

A Brainiac Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her university's senior class science project. Just as one assumes - everything doesn't come out as expected - the formula is way off! Hmm! OMG! Ya' think! A satire on scientific trial and error gone awry! Honey, I Shrunk My Perfect Beau! Ah, the eternal quest for *perfect love* is revisited once again! Does it truly exist? (Copyright Wash. DC) ***Honorable Mention*** 2025 Interdependent Studios.

Perfect Beau Synopsis - Meet Plain Jane, a super-smart senior science major at a major university. Anyone would envy her brilliance. But her deepest desire is to have and keep a handsome man that she can control. "Me Master - You Slave" is her recurring fantasy. Imagine that! Hmmm! Ya' think! She has three beautiful female college buddies who each have picture perfect handsome boyfriends. Jane thinks that she can never find a good-looking man that would be genuinely interested in her. So one night, at a pub, she gathers her girlfriends' boyfriend's DNA. Being the mad scientist that she is, she clones all three of their DNA's. In addition, she also adds "snips and snails and puppy dog tales" from other animals in the science lab. Alas, she is successful in cloning a perfect male with a deep-rich voice. Unfortunately, she miscalculated the growth hormone, somehow in some way. OMG she creates a man that she can fit in her shirt pocket. Whoops! Hmmm! Now, there is the mad dash to get just the right formula for the growth hormone. She experiments on one of the lab mice - and Voila' - it worked. Just a little bit too well. She turns the teensy-tiny mouse into a GIANT MOUSE that escapes the lab and causes all types of problems. The GIANT MOUSE somehow finds the nearby zoo where he lands up in the Elephant Cage. The MOUSE and The ELEPHANT fall in love. The "odd couple" quickly turns into an international sensation - almost overnight. In a series of madcap misadventures, Plain Jane and her "pocket-sized man" finally find a way to get into the elephant cage. They must pluck a "whisker" from the GIANT MOUSE in order to refine her formula. Meanwhile, she realizes that people in her life are never who they seem to be in real life.

In the end, Plain Jane, is successful in securing her Perfect Beau. Finally! Perfection!

Script Excerpt
Written by:
Format:
Screenplay
Starring Roles For:
Ali Wong/Heidi Gardner
Chloe Troast/Marcello Hernandez
Sarah Sherman
In the Vein Of:
The Nutty Professor
The X-files/Replicas
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Posted:
06/14/2024
Updated:
03/15/2026
Author Bio:
Micheline is an Award Winning scriptwriter through various contests. ***NY Film & Female Actress Award 2025***NY Tri-State International Film Festival 2025 for 'Psychotic USA'***NY Script Awards 2024 & Hollywood International Indie and Screenplay Awards for 'Nina and Flossie' 2025***'Official Selection' for Hollywood Stage & Script Competition 2025***'Official Selection for NY Film Awards 2025***NY Tri-State International Film Competition for Best Feature Selection 2025 for 'Cold Pepper'***'Official Selection' for Hollywood Stage/Script Film Competition 2025***Semi-Finalist for NY Script Awards, Summer 2025 for 'Lady Diogenes of the Shadow'*** NY Tri-State International Film Festival Selection for Best Feature 2025 for 'Psycho-Hearts'***'Award Winner for 'Lab Rats' WRPN.

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