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Curbside ServiceA recently separated couple finds themselves stranded in the desert on their way to a family holiday function. |
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Lover Haters ClubA bold group of teens band together to form a unique and quickly growing movement against relationship games that captures the attention of a teen icon. |
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Violent DelightsA group of feisty, fed-up coworkers devise a plan to utilize their clientele privileges to potentially boost their lifestyle up a notch, by copying the MO of a group of infamous thieves. |
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Misfortune CookiesAccidentally killing an elderly Chinese chef during a botched robbery, an oafish redneck teenager and her misfit friends begin dying one by one when the chef's ghost returns from the grave, killing them in gruesome fortune cookie-themed ways. Script Excerpt |
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The ZombaysA young, hip African American couple, abducted into a top-secret government program to create zombies for military purposes, escape undetected and flee to the suburbs, where great business success leads to unexpected notoriety and a cataclysmic showdown between creature and creator. |
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The Mythical Golden TroutWhen a cash-strapped family camping in the Sierras discovers a huge nugget of gold, the local police chief rounds up a posse of clueless misfits and sets out to steal it from them. |
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Playing HeroA jilted stripclub bouncer goes into the children's party business to win back his stripper-turned-princess girlfriend, but her evil “Prince Charming” boss is in the way. |
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LA NightsIt is 1973, and Quick operates an upscale after-hours establishment in West Los Angeles alongside his socialite son, Dizzy. When a New York detective on Quick's trail receives a tip from his southside rival, Quick and his eclectic crew concoct a plan for one final heist before they flee the city. Script Excerpt |
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GHOST TOWN, NMWhen an obstinate father insists his daughter marry a rich but foolish young man, she escapes, with her boyfriend, to a ghost down. Here illusion and reality, past and present, serious and absurd all mix, |
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Catering HellA group of self-absorbed Hollywood Hillers who sold their souls to the devil for fame wish to renege by holding catered parties designed to conjure, trap, then kill the Dark Lord however Satan’s demise will not only restore their souls it will also start the Apocalypse which a privy pissed off caterer named Pete vows to prevent. |
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EVERY WEEKFor wont of a nail the shoe was lost, for wont of a vacuum cleaner switch Julie nearly loses her home to a pair of six foot fuzzballs with limbs, speech, and manners! Script Excerpt |
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ESCALATOR!A spoof of disaster movies done in the vein of Airplane finds a fire chief must juggle battling a fire in the mall, romancing the architect, and handling the press as he recruits his retired ace rescuer, attempting to save a hundred people trapped on the Castle Mall’s four story express ESCALATOR! Script Excerpt |
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I've Got Your Number1940s film noir satire, as hard-boiled, cynical private detective Vic Winslow wallows within the sordid, sleazy world of blackmail, murder, corruption, mobsters, and pure evil, all focused upon a lovely femme fatale. (FINALIST: BEST ACTION/COMEDY/FANTASY SHORT SCRIPT - 2O23 LONELY WOLF INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL (LONDON) |
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In the SpotlightsSadie Springer must constantly keep her unruly actors in line, always adhere to the performance restrictions of God-fearing middle school principals, and forever make twangy tween audiences feel heard while she buses her Arkansas funded educational theatre troupe from one backwoods public school to another. |
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The SquawkerTwo gonzo grad students and a fearless Native American woman clash with the FBI as they search for an endangered, sacred bird on her tribal homeland that could save the area from loggers. Script Excerpt |
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JIMMY AND JARA FROM OUTTA SPACEA twisted sci-fi road comedy with heart, a la “Little Miss Sunshine” with aliens, an interspecies romance and a spoof on classic sci-fi films and the American Southwest’s UFO subculture. JIMMY, a Venice Beach boardwalk hustler, discovers beautiful alien JARA and her two intergalactic circus performers stranded on Earth. He cons them into his “family” of misfit street performers and takes them to Las Vegas. Along the way, sweet-tempered aliens touch jaded human hearts. Ultimately Jimmy must save Jara and her E.T.’s from a ruthless Las Vegas casino kingpin, with the help of Nevada UFO buffs. Script Excerpt |
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A Raunchy Children's StoryA father tells his 13-year-old son how he met his mother at a bar and goes into way too much detail. |
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DRAG QUEENS OF EMERALISLORD OF THE RINGS meets PRISCILLA: QUEEN OF THE DESERT in a comedy about a Chaplain and three colleagues in drag who read a controversial fantasy story written by a kid to kids to the resounding dismay of horrified, conservative parents. |
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Art of RevengeA struggling painter agrees a deal with his talking cat to create the artist’s next exhibition but after critics hail the show as genius the painter reneges on the deal, igniting a chain of betrayals. |
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Over The CounterAn anal retentive, guilt-ridden pharmacist takes over the family drug store from his rambunctious and philandering pharmacist father, only to discover that his wacky, yet insightful pharmacy groupies are giving him the business, along with a heavy dose of laughs and lessons…. Think “Cheers” on drugs. |
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ShabadoodahA cartoon creator gets gunned downed in a convenience store robbery and goes to cartoon heaven. He is met by one of his creations, a black gnome with magical powers and plenty of bad attitude, who makes him an offer he should refuse. |
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Go Get LarryUnemployment office manager, Larry Kilpatrick, a silver-tongued devil who can talk his way out of anything, can't talk his way out being fired if he can't help his customers find jobs within ninety days. |
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K-9 CopA surly police officer dies and ends up in the body of a police dog in order to bring down a criminal organization and help a teenager get over a big loss in his family. |
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Phishing for PhoebeOnce homeless, a successful author at the end of his life searches for the woman who gave him his start; a woman consumed with guilt, hiding away and fiercely protected by a menagerie of colorful small-town characters who block all efforts to find her. |
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THE FAT LADY SINGSA Duluth private investigator, needing to pay off his bookie, agrees to payment on completion of a prominent politician’s wife’s case; now he has only three days to find an Ohio plumber that the client only met on the internet over a dozen years ago. Script Excerpt |
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Sally 'n NormaIn a Nancy Drew meets Thelma & Louise buddy comedy series... Two retired middle school teachers, not ready to hang up their hats, self-righteously confront societal ills from crime to manners & more. Meanwhile... Family & friends inhibit, applaud, and/ or aid the ladies in their quests and attempt to keep them out of harm's way and out of jail. |
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Tales Of The BizarreAn anthology of four comedic tales of sci-fi/horror/fantasy. A murdered wife resurrects through her garden; a small space alien is mistaken for an action toy; A base commander dares to challenge a UFO; A young man makes a pact with a witch. (FINALIST; BEST COMEDY FEATURE SCRIPT -; LONELY WOLF INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2023 (LONDON); FINALIST: FILMHAUSE FESTIVAL 2024 (BERLIN) Script Excerpt |
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THE LIFE & TIMES OF NO ONE FAMOUSAfter plagiarising family dynamics into a comedic bestseller the author faces the consequences at his sister's wedding and encounters the anguish of the woman who broke his heart. |
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A Time to RememberThe number-one pop star in the world puts his blazing-hot career on hold to attend his senior year of high school and play football - much to his family and record label's dismay. Script Excerpt |
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Heat of the MomentA former comedian and out-of-work chef gets invited to cook for some old friends, and he soon realizes you can't stop the heart's utmost desire in a weekend filled with love, drama, and betrayal. Script Excerpt |
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IT'S A POPCORN WORLDWhen an overzealous government man tries to steal an inventor’s home using eminent domain, the inventor decides to provide alternative land by expanding the world like popping a kernel of popcorn, if his dance-clubbing lawyer can keep the inventor out of jail long enough to accomplish his task. Script Excerpt |
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Hapless FuA happy-go-lucky Asian cop in LA loses his confidence, self-respect, job and girl after an embarrassing incident ruins him. Now this fool is mankind's only hope to stop World War III! Script Excerpt |
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Cricket Hill2nd Place Comedy at AFF!! In the 6th grade, Billy was assigned to write a brief essay about his family. Billy is fifteen now, and he's still writing! With the misadventures of his family filling the chapters of his story, Billy attempts to gain the attention of the new girl at his school that he has fallen for as Christmas approaches. |
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T&T PowerA tenacious female detective used to working alone teams up with a wise-cracking out of shape meter maid to track down a kidnapped child held for ransom. Script Excerpt |
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PLAY THE FOOLPLAY THE FOOL (Action / Comedy) An eccentric musician recruits his old band to help steal a legendary guitar, unaware that competing military teams from Russia and the US Air Force - both trying to avert WWIII - are after his bass-player's rare, vintage gear. |
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JOE 'BOBCAT' CLAYA knowingly clueless ex-football star's plans of early retirement are thwarted when he becomes a first-time father at 50. |
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Crystal ClearPrecocious Crystal Edwards is the clairvoyant indigo child prodigy who knows way too much for everyone else’s good. |
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583A couple fights to save their home after violating local ordinance 583 ‘Lawns must be mowed every 2 weeks’, even when buried under snow in December. Script Excerpt |
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STOLEN CRIMESA woman’s scheme to steal a celebrity’s identity backfires when she's arrested for her victim’s past crimes. Script Excerpt |
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Trip to The Dentist!Time for the gang’s dental checkup |
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Burning Old ManA group of grade school friends reconnect to throw a communal sixty-fifth birthday party for one another - leading to a Burning Man type celebration. |
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Free Sports RadioTwo Filipino-American brothers purchase a radio station in a small city, dreaming of commercial free sports talk, but their ambitious, younger sister has bigger plans for herself and the station. |
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MAN OUT OF COUNTRYPilot log line: An Iranian classical guitar teacher in a small Cali town, afraid of losing connection with his teens, decides on a daily ritual to bring his family closer. But when his foot fetish doesn’t distract him, his rebellious teens, his Iranian relatives and his quirky American in-laws, throw obstacles until a family secret casts everyone off balance. Series premise: An Iranian music teacher, his American wife and their free-thinking teenage sons try to find common ground in a small town in California amid clashing cultures and in-laws. “Man Out of Country” is an hour-long serialized dramedy series about an interracial married couple raising a family in a small California town. Iranian immigrant Amir and his American wife Kate teach classical guitar and piano to young students while juggling marriage, two teenage sons and quirky in-laws. The series will explore the complex needs of the characters as they navigate cultural differences/traditions, relationships and pressing issues, such as teenage drug experimentation, empty nest syndrome, career setbacks, family secrets and immigration challenges. |
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The King of BirdsAn oddball birdwatcher thinks that he is the son of Mother Nature, who has fallen ill due to the effects of climate change. Determined to save the planet, he attempts to become a bird-like superhero, but unfortunately he can't fly. In fact, his only power is the ability to make a single measly hail stone fall from the sky. But eventually he learns there are other ways to make a difference. |
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BLESS & RELEASESERIES LL: A woman helping her son’s Indian girlfriend with their wedding plans, cops outrage from her ultra-conservative mother until they discover common ground and develop a friendship that might just pave the way to the altar for their two love birds. PILOT LL: Eliza tries to bridge the cultural divide between herself and Garati for the sake of their children and their wedding plans, but Garati is outraged at the proposal, and delights in delivering a bombshell at the two families first social get-together. Script Excerpt |
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The Cemetery PlotsThree elderly ladies don't look forward to being buried alone as their husbands' bodies were unfound after a plane crash. Each buys two cemetery plots and begins a quest to find men willing to share the everlasting; however, after signing the agreement papers, the police investigate when two men die. Script Excerpt |
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Chris Gaines Saves the WorldTwo friends must travel cross country to kidnap country singer Garth Brooks and convince him to take up the mantle of his failed rock alter-ego "Chris Gaines" once again to stop an evil supercomputer from destroying mankind. |
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No MirrorsAn under-achieving Congressional speechwriter must return home 17 years after a life-changing car crash to help his ailing father confront the present, and come to grips with the damage he left behind |
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The Ladies of LawrenceWhen a well-known womanizer drops dead at his 70th birthday party, his three ex-wives coach the current wife through the ensuing publicity. |
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Benjamin Lee High SchoolA beleaguered high school principal must contend with a faculty of unstable misfits, as well as a documentary crew, as he attempts to prevent the school from closing in six months. |
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The Biglaws KingdomAfter his wife was wounded by his brother while trying to rape her, an unhappy King who could not have a son to be the heir to his throne passes on strict laws unto his people to make sure that no one is happy. |
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Cleopatra's RevengeA snake's on the loose in Mike Turner's new home and his wife is really freaking out!!! |
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The Simpsons: Homie Makes The World Go 'RoundHomer receives a windfall (out of pure dumb luck) and promptly sets up shop as a financial guru. |
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Mid LifeAn unsuccessful actress whose big break sit-com was just cancelled gets called back home to care for her dying father, forcing her to confront the family she left behind. |
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The Man with the PackageOne mysterious agent, a package that has to be mailed back to his boss. What could go wrong? Everything! |
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Uncle JakeJake Evans, an out-of-work, fun-loving former rock musician, moves in with his older sister, Sophia Livingston, an Environmental Attorney, to help care for her two kids, Corey and Violet, after losing her husband a year prior. Script Excerpt |
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Tender NightmareIn the 1950s in St. Petersburg, Florida, four eleven-year-old boys (two sets of twins, one Identical), attempt to track down the source of several mysterious murders in town, finding themselves tangled in the web of a Nazi cabal. |
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Faithful Wife and HookerWhen a prudish, repressed wife uncovers her frustrated husband’s "intentional adultery,” in disguise, she replaces his hooker and blackmails him for cheating (!), setting off a series of cascading, mutual deceptions that ironically awakens her libido and restores their marriage. |
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Mom's New ToyA quirky off the wall college student is going to get fired if he doesn't sell something to the next customer who walk into the adult sex store. His mother walks in. |
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BATTER UPScreenplay Festival 2007, Honorable Mention for Comedy. When a minor leaguer falls for the ace pitcher in college softball, he finds that success in the majors and in love requires more than hitting the ball, he also needs to grow up. Script Excerpt |
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Haunt for HireAfter a family enlists the help of a ghost to save themselves from a vindictive neighbor, they start a haunt for hire business and learn that even ghosts can be haunted. |
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Jerusalem IdolIn ancient Israel, an aspiring stand-up comedian and self-proclaimed prophet must navigate fame, rivalries, and a mad Procurator's wrath to save his runner-up competitor—and himself—after winning the wildly popular reality show, 'Jerusalem Idol.' |
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Golden PotsAmbassador Ronald Slump and his wife Nastya are the new US representatives to a fictional country in West Europe. Their main effort will be the quest for a mythical long lost item: Hitler’s golden bed pot. |
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College at 27Eddie enrolls in college and is smitten by a hippie girl. He pursues her relentlessly until he finds love is right under his nose. |
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Scrubs: My NicheJ.D. gets the writing bug but he doesn’t see that it’s getting in the way of his day job. |
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THE SILVER CUPAn Irish widow and her Filipino mail-order bride daughter-in-law find what may be the Holy Grail in a potato field. They must band together to defeat a scheming pub owner who steals the cup with the idea of building a holy shrine/theme park in their small town in Ireland. |
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Supernatural - I Got You, BabeWhen a John Lennon impersonator gets killed by the doppelganger of Mark David Chapman, Sam and Dean step in to find out why on a cruise ship full of celebrity impersonators heading for Bermuda. Script Excerpt |
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Sandy MillsWhen a Hollywood starlet returns to North Carolina to attend college, she finds that keeping her identity secret is hard, but falling in love is easy. Finalist in family, semifinalist in comedy, 2008 Screenplay Festival, Finalist in 2009 SkyFest I. Script Excerpt |
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Sunny SpringsResidents in a retirement home rebel after budget cuts take away their chocolate pudding snacks. |
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Will & Grace: The Tween Drama Of Dorian GrayWill’s training Jack to behave like a breeder for a potential role on a primetime TV drama. The girls reckon they make a couple of dire straights. |
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Lil B-EasyAfter a Voodoo Priest cast a spell on ventriloquist doll, Lil B-Easy, he comes to life and grows with his human big brother, pulling pranks and causing mischief along the way. Script Excerpt |
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Funny BoneyardA young entrepreneur plugs his last dime into Heaven-Wise Acres, a cemetery-of-the-absurd theme park. To everyone's surprise it's a huge hit...until things go horribly wrong. |
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Funky AuctionFired man can’t pay his bills, accepts an offer to participate in the auction, doesn't suspecting, this is an offer from a gang |
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Frat MomA fraternity in trouble for using illegal schemes to fund their wild parties finds themselves in the hands of an ironfisted frat mom and vows to send her packing. Script Excerpt |
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Turf WarAs Florida neighbors fall in love, their rival lawn ornaments start a war. Script Excerpt |
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Promises, PromisesLife crisis. Mid-life crisis. And, after life crisis. A middle-aged newlywed couple handles their careers while dealing with his annoying ex-wife, her eccentric thirteen year old love child, and the frighteningly obnoxious, very dead ex-husband. Script Excerpt |
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Last Stop, Munson RidgeHoping to go straight, a New York mob boss settles down in a small town and becomes a librarian, but he unknowingly invades the turf of a wild, ruthless backwoods gang known as the Moonshine Mafia. |
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Script PitchA new writer gets the opportunity to pitch her first script to a Hollywood bigwig. |
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When Doves CryIn 1991, fraternal twins navigate the treachery of young adulthood, dealing with bullies, racists, homophobes, and abusive authority figures while seeking the ultimate Minneapolis experience; seeing the legendary Prince perform live at First Avenue on Halloween night but a freak blizzard threatens their plans. Script Excerpt |
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Don't Mess With BabyA hitman tracks down the runaway degenerate who got his family member pregnant and can't pull the trigger when he finds out who it is. |
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The Body and BloodA priest who is losing his faith attempts to renew the faith of others at the dawn of the zombie apocalypse. |
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One More DayA salesman sends a text message to God flippantly when he’s out for drinks with a co-worker, asking for an extra day that week to get ahead in a sales competition, he gets it, but he discovers that he’s cursed with an extra day every week until he learns how to treat people. Script Excerpt |
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The Rave At Danny Carter's HouseDanny and his friends try to break out of their geek status and join the cool crowd by throwing their own rave which will either rocket them up the social ladder or destroy what little pride they have left! |
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Spice TradersWhen a group of socially awkward men go through a rip in time to trade modern spices for antiques, they end up fighting an old friend-turned-nemesis back in Medieval Times. |
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MOWOODBY PRODUCED WRITER - 10 FEATURES. And 20 novels. Out-of-work auto-workers try to make money and rekindle their marriages by making a movie. English language/Chinese version of the script also available. |
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The TattooA stringy looking guy sits inside a tattoo parlor to get his girlfriend’s name and graphic heart tattooed on his chest. Unfortunately the heart is upside down and looks like a butt. Then he happens to look up and sees her making out with a guy in front of the window. |
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From da Big Island: New York Defined Her — Hawaii Changed HerNew York defined her - Hawaii changed her, is the tagline. How could Hawaii change New Yorker? From da Big Island is a baby boomer coming of age, fish out of water, woman-centric comedy about Ruth, a famous New York syndicated television personality, whose life is in peril. Needing solitude and change, leaves the Big Apple for the Big Island of Hawaii and discovers life is vastly different than what she expected. Deals with the customs of the islands, her unusual neighbors, marijuana, pigs, and more. Is this the change she expected? Think Barbara Walters meets the Clampetts. Read the book: https://www.amazon.com/Big-Island-Bill-Hutchinson-ebook/dp/B076QKMDV9 |
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Betrayal at the WeddingA young couple gets married, but their fears are more than realized at their reception with their single, dating parents. Script Excerpt |
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BlindsidedA man goes on a blind date with a blind woman only to find the woman is not what she seems. |
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ELLIOTS SALOONMale beauticians are considered the best, and nowadays, there is a mis-perception that most male beauticians are homosexuals, hence they attract more clientele in the beauty industry. Elliot is about to find out that as a heterosexual male in the beauty industry, he's in for more than he bargained for. |
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APPEARANCESRonnie, a street-wise teen, invites the scorn of her friends, school, and church when she claims to have seen a vision in a city park. |
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Vacation BurnoutA couple have twenty four hours to cash it in a lottery ticket stashed away in a wallet. The problem is they’re out of the country and are held up at the border and time is not on their side. |
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She Curses Like a SailorThe culture of women and cursing is discussed at this art opening in New York. Two twenty-something artistes and a fifty-something writer explore various facets of whether it is 'ladylike' to curse - or not...a philosophical comedy of sorts. (Copyright Wash. DC) A mini-play and/or teleplay. Script Excerpt |
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Country ThunderTwo childhood friends have a falling out at a school talent show, go their separate ways and become championship dancers, but through a series of events are forced to come together to have a second chance at glory. |
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Stars and Six-ShootersWhen a bureaucratic blunder sends a brilliant but physically inept Yale astronomer to the Wyoming Territory as its new federal marshal, he must apply scientific principles and improbable gadgets to survive outlaws, corruption, and his own clumsiness. |
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THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF ?AWKWARD PEOPLETwo socially awkward misfits find themselves caught in a series of hilarious and embarrassing mishaps at a dinner party, ultimately bringing them closer together in an unexpected way. |
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SapiosIn the aftermath of her wedding night, a curious newlywed grapples with a whirlwind of questions about love, intimacy, and self-discovery, as her comedic and chaotic inner voice narrates her journey from innocence to experience. |
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Lady Diogenes of the ShadowThree retired ladies candidly discuss their eccentric neighbor over morning coffee. Is she mentally ill but legally sane or vice versa. Who is ultimately responsible for her well-being? A slice-o-life in Americana today. You decide. (Dark comedy overtones) Script Excerpt |
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FLIGHT OF THE HEN GLIDERSWhen strong winds blow a flock of chickens and their coop away from young Emily and Sam's backyard, it's up to the chickens to learn to fly their coop back home. Script Excerpt |
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PerfectionWhen a middle-aged advertising executive is thrown out of his home by his wealthy wife, a young black prostitute convinces him to join forces and start acting like a gang of mobsters. |
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TILL DEATH DO US PARTAfter killing one of their own for squealing to the Feds, three mafia wise-guys pursue their last victim with vigor while enduring each others character flaws that aid leading them to their own demise. |
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ENTER THE SCREENWRITERPoking fun of a long time Hollywood cliche stipulating that sleeping with a particular industry professional will catapult an aspiring actress to stardom. |
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VICTOR DANBERRY, THE NEWBIE SCREENWRITERA newbie screenwriter grows as a writer after being apprehended in the Gulf of Aden by Somali Pirates who agree to spare his life if he can execute a simple agreed upon screenwriting request. |
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CHASING TAIL, A CHRISTMAS TALEA CIA agent and soon to be first-time father is forced to team with the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency's 9 year old grandson to find a computer hacker that goes by the code name: The Hacking Santa. |
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Broken ClocksA rich real estate tycoon wants to divorce his wife after fifteen years of marriage. Refusing to lose half of his assets to her, an attractive and charismatic Frenchman is hired to seduce his wife into having an affair. What can go wrong? Script Excerpt |
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The Big TipperA smug day trader's practical joke, intended to catch the eye of a pretty waitress, backfires badly. |
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A Stroke of LuckAfter a cynical stroke survivor is admitted to a chaotic yet hopeful rehab hospital, he must rediscover his strength, purpose, and humor—while forming unlikely bonds with quirky patients and staff who refuse to give up. |
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Hogshead (Polished) (Screenplay)A psychopath released from a mental asylum, the woman was put in asylum for cutting dick's off, as she came out she became the hogshead masked killer, taking her temper out with others, the mind of a child from the beginning tuning into a teenaged mind but really she's a middle aged woman |
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The Last AuditionTwo struggling actors, Jackson and Verity, get the audition of a lifetime at the Globe Theatre, but it’s 200 miles away and they have to go on the road trip from hell to get to the audition. |
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Before the final AssassinationA young soldier, haunted by the terrorist attack that took his father's life, is transformed into a deadly assassin on a quest for vengeance, only to confront a moral reckoning when he rescues an innocent woman trapped in a human trafficking ring, forcing him to choose between his thirst for justice and the chance at a redemptive future. |
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To Die LaughingA Rastafarian, condemned to die in the electric chair, pleads for clemency. |
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Let's Try This OneA woman's cosplay fantasies play hell with her male co-stars. |
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ClandestineOn a road trip, two best friends discover a mysterious town long abandoned. Trapped inside and uncovering its truth, they must find a way out before plummeting into madness. Script Excerpt |
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Three Daze of Denver - It's Been a Long Road for David WoodersonA seventeen year old golf prodigy and his mom are upended and move to small town Iowa in 1976. Where he is befriended by the group of the only not white and straight kids in town. And two middle aged misfits to work on the only flaw in his game. Script Excerpt |
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MUFFLED SCREAMSDouble- crossing payroll thief, fleeing vengeful buddies, stops at motel run by homicidal hillbillies. A murderous battle of wits ensues between the thief, his one-time buddies, a corrupt sheriff and the crazy hillbillies for possession of the stolen payroll. |
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The Stolen ManuscriptA Private Eye is hired to find a famous Horror author, one of Baltimore's own, and his latest manuscript. |
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A HAPPY LIFEAn autistic and lovable, hardworking man who communicates with the likes of pelicans and smiley-face balloons takes drastic measures to shake loose a houseful of freeloaders to pursue his dream of owning a very unique B & B. Script Excerpt |
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The Hood Has Eyes(Polished Screenplay)Two spies end up falling through conspiracies finding out Pablo Escobar still alive including Osama bin laden, as they chase after a Pablo Escobar wannabee thinking he's the return of Escobar as Pablo Escobar finds out losing his mind as the two spies work with the CIA to try find where Pablo Gomez end up meeting Pablo Escobar and Osama bin laden. |
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Paranormal Attacks(Polished Screenplay)An old Filipino woman gets revenge on her lover and his wife as she works for them as a maid, she kills them with an overdose she cursed their mansion. Leaving the husband and wife haunting their house, the maid returns bringing her daughter to the house leaving the daughter to fall in love with the in love with the new house owner things get worse as they both move in Paranormal activity with Attacks constantly leaving people to die. |
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Donkey's Mother (Polished Screenplay)An old Bahraini tale rewritten by me changed over with my imagination of a hillbilly Alabama style a horror comedy story, woman has a has a half donkey half Man for a son a younger son as an officer that joins the Illuminati, the old woman donkey's Mother feel in love with a toy boy called mouth wash donkey abducted a member of a YouTubers camera crew as he makes her his woman, donkey attack's everyone horrifically as donkey's Mother gets her fuck on. |
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Caged Revenge (Polished Screenplay)A 10 year possessed British girl old caged up to the age of 20 on her 20th birthday she managed to escape as she attacks her family to death going on a constant revenge it doesn't come to an end of this possessed woman as she fights her way out, a cannibalistic crawling woman causing mayhem in the countryside. |
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United Stoners (Polished Screenplay)United Stoner's a group of stoners make a new arab american friend get in a lot of messed up situations with trouble's with a Hillbilly Farmer with kidnapping and drive-by shootings, a possessed demonic hillBilly toothless woman falls in love with one of the stoners, one of the stoners a male gives birth putting everyone in laughter as the same stoner keeps getting himself in sticky situations. |
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Granny's Disasters (Polished Screenplay)A crazy British granny travels to Bahrain to visit her daughter & grandkids the old granny smuggles Snuff Tobacco makes a Million dinars a party animal granny falls as one of her grandsons constantly seeks revenge. |
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UFO's In Reality (Polished Screenplay)Two teenage couples get abducted by aliens from laying down on the mountains in reality twist to a fictional twist both have powers one a female demon & the other the chosen one with shapeshifting abilities turning from a version of bonnie & clyde lovers to hating each other the female demon on a rampage to end the world while the the shapeshifting heartbroken stoner willing to kill his lover to save the world. |
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Dorothy The Unwanted Doll (Polished Screenplay)A couple auction business partner's purchase a possessed doll made in the UK made back in the medieval times on ebay not knowing the outcome of this possessed doll as the wife hides the instructions given, how they should deal with the doll it all leads to disasters with the evil possessed doll. |
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Fingertips (Polished Screenplay)A Psychological Horror With a twist of a psychotic individual suffering from psychosocial issues has an imaginary friend that’s part of his hallucinations his Imaginary friend is his British father a young proud to be American, forgets his medication after collecting it from a Pharmacy he causes a lot of mayhem around his area he thinks the worlds in his fingertips he chases down social media Influencers and artists by hacking and tracking their location constantly talking to himself as he hallucinates thinking He can see his British Father is around him, Kevin ends up with a chainsaw and gets a few round kills with his Chainsaw he stole from an old granny. |
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Perfect BeauA Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her college senior class project. Everything doesn't come out sunshine and lollipops - the formula is more than a bit off! OMG! A mockery of scientific trial and error gone haywire! Honey, I Shrunk My Perfect Beau! (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Cold PepperA law-abiding, church-going court stenographer becomes a one-woman vigilante assassinating violent domestic abusers (and other twisted souls) after their third offense. Fed up with the joke of the legal system - she then goes after their slimy attorneys. Why not? (Think Dexter in high heels) (Potential for ongoing series) (Copyright Wash DC) Script Excerpt |
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Funky Cop (Polished Screenplay)An Indian American Forensics Cop Works all over different sections a bad mouthed hustler a womanizer a party animal constantly getting drunk & high He when he's alone at a night shift or a partner is around he won't care he'll still have sex with the forensics doll, A funky cop if your ready or not he'll make you laugh in a middle of a crime scene he doesn't give a damn. |
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Psychotic USAA dramedy. A satirical view of the ineptness of modern day psychiatric treatment as seen through the lens of four patients in an asylum. An Angel saves the day! Raw and engaging . Imagine "Girl Interrupted + One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest + Running With Scissors + Touched By An Angel = Psychotic USA" "Truth or Fiction??? Captivating! ( Loosely based on book Psychotica, USA on Amazon) (Could be pilot script for possible mini-series based on vignettes in book) (Copyright Wash DC) Script Excerpt |
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Psycho-HeartsA world renowned heart transplant surgeon is an absolute magician at finding compatible hearts for wealthy clients. Her partner, a nurse, from the local penitentiary, finds suitable hearts from Death Row inmates. A satire on the questionable transplant business in the USA. And exactly who donated that heart to you? Willingly? A satiric view on the controversial state of modern medicine in America. Hmmm! (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Nina and FlossieThree European sisters, in their 70's, scheme to dump a dead body that the eldest killed in the middle of the night as a result of a break-in. What transpires is one hairbrained adventure after the next in attempting to dispose of the body in their ritzy neighborhood. Can they pull it off without attracting police or neighborhood interference? OMG! LOL! Ya' think? (Dark comedy/satire) (Copyright Wash. DC) Script Excerpt |
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Lucifer's Mother (Polished Screenplay)Lucifer's Mother a nasty hustler sent on earth by her son lucifer Lucifer's Mother wants everyone to know Lucifer has a mother she Crawls feasts on people she has an asshole personality an older woman takes the blame since Lucifer's Mother looks exactly like her like a twin. |
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Psycho Granny (Polished Screenplay)A Satanic Rich psycho Granny a retirement home owner She slashes people up looking for a toy boy to play with She's a crawler a psychotic satanic Granny Looking For a Quickie, She's willing to do anything in her father's Command That she claims her father's Satan, She has conversations with her garden Gnomes taking advices from them. |
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Mission kamikaze (Polished Screenplay)Osama Bin Laden is back he lived a conspiracy and wants the whole world to know he's back but Bin Laden Keeps it Old skool and gangsta messing with The CIA's minds, a little bit of explodings here and there not willing to detonate here and there till the right time is he has his mind focused on his Peshawar Wedding dancing girl, Osama runs The drug trafficking trade messing around day and night with alcohol and drugs as his workers get caught by the CIA and dealt with but Osama doesn't care he calls up the CIA giving them orders as he can see them all the way from Peshawar. |
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A Merry Stoned Christmas (Polished) (Screenplay)A Christmas Movie A Stoner Mexican and a Stoner Arab, they rob a bank while getting stoned as they both get up to messed up things the Mexicans father falls in love with Arab Guy as the Arab hallucinates he ends up in a sticky situation with the Mexicans dad, the Mexican guy accidentally has sex with an old woman but is proud for being an internet Porn Star. |
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Aswang Up In California (Polished) (Screenplay)Aswang Up In California, Aswang means dracula witch in Tagalog, the most beautiful Filipina woman ever seen with a busty models body, big breasted and big thighed woman young looking but there's a secret to why she looks so young since she's over a thousand years old she feeds of flesh to keep her looks younger than what she is. |
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NORRISTOWNIn 1994, grieving brothers spend the weekend partying hard at an old friend's house, but an unexpected guest awakens past grudges and petty jealousies, unraveling their plans to start over. |
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Falling In Love With LoveBart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles? Script Excerpt |
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Beautiful SpecimenA couple spend their lives in a zoo exhibit with a silverback gorilla as their love triangle becomes fodder for a reality tv show. |
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SomniumA comedy Sci-Fi- In a desperate journey across the galaxy, the last survivors of Earth seek a new home. Amidst an alien threat and chaos, the ship’s quirky captain, who has a foot fetish, must relinquish control to a military leader. Unbeknownst to him, this leader is not only his girlfriend’s father but also his ex-wife’s lover. |
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BatShitA mental health specialist struggles to keep everyone on their rocker, without losing her own marbles first. "Nurse Jackie meets Shrinking" |
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Memory LaneA woman gets told the date she first meets her soulmate by a psychic. One problem though - the date she met him was 27 years ago, when she was eight. |
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HOLY FRIJOLESTwo 17-year-old buddies decide the perfect summer job is driving a hot food lunch wagon .. until they discover their route runs through gang banger territory. |
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BAD TO THE BONEA K-9 Rottweiler taken too soon to doggie heaven, escapes and returns to earth in the body of a 17-year-old kid to find his hit-and-run killer and save his family. |
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GERIATRIC PARKA young man with a dark past finds a job as a Handyman in a nursing home. He plans to turn over a new leaf, when he meets the girl of his dreams. But the treacherous dealings of a corrupt administrator make it almost impossible for him to stay out of prison when he becomes involved in a diabolical scheme to murder the residents of the home. |
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THE AMAZING TOOTHBRUSHA 11yr old boy receives a special toothbrush. |
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My 4 BodiesA woman with two auto-immune diseases, one disabling, navigates corporate America, her love life, the earthquake buckled sidewalks and city streets of Los Angeles, as she tries to make sense of messy, human life. Script Excerpt |
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Time Travel: Many Happy ReturnsTwo simple-minded brothers work part time at a science lab and find machinery in an unauthorized area that unknowingly transports them to Spain years before their time. Now they must figure out where they are, how they got there, and how to get back home. |
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ELECTRICAfter being electrocuted on the job, a woman suddenly has the power to make everyone around her fall in love... everyone, it seems, except the man of her dreams. Script Excerpt |
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OVERPASSWhen a cement truck driver avoids slamming into a Lexus, only to lose his own life, he haunts the Lexus driver and teaches him a powerful life lesson in the process. Script Excerpt |
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Protect & ServeA quick-draw detective teams up with a culinary genius from an offbeat soul food diner to take down a formidable drug kingpin. Script Excerpt |
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Breast StrokeA high school swimmer needs has to overcome his obsession with sex (or lack of it) in order to succeed personally and athletically. With the help of his friends and a psychiatrist, he tries to find his sexual identity on his journey to winning a swimming scholarship at an upper crust school. |
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The Cat's Meow Bar & GrillA sunny poolside condominium chickee bar & grill in Naples, Florida, patronized by local patrons, tourists, and condo owners that share experiences, tidbits, and jokes as they consume their favorite beverages while a serial killer is in their midst. Script Excerpt |
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5-POINTS FLOWERSA kid, a hood, and Santa engage on a busy intersection. |
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Temperature's Rising- The Other COVID StoryA hostess' COVID-19 precautions threaten to spoil dinner for her guests. |
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A Holy Cow! ConfessionA middle-aged Irish priest listens to the confession of a young American priest, who, though devout in his beliefs, seeks to make a radical change in the manner of his expressing his devotions. Script Excerpt |
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THE TESTOn an anniversary trip to San Fran Debbie sets up seemingly disinterested husband Jim to test his fidelity, but things spin wildly out of control when Jim instead falls into a devious trap set by a team of dangerous con-artists ready to take him for a ride and everything he's worth. Script Excerpt |
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THE GLAMOROUS LIFEA model whose career is fading gets a much-needed vacation and a new outlook on life when she hides out at a Florida beach house with an “odd couple” of twenty-something brothers who are 100% convinced she's a hooker. Things really go south when her rock star ex shows up. Script Excerpt |
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DOWN WITH DAD3-time Man of the Year Dave McNabb tries to teach teen son Lincoln a life lesson -- “do good things, good things happen.” But much to Lincoln's delight and wonderment, while things seem to take a turn for the better for him, they suddenly go south for dear old dad and bad things happen... very bad things. Script Excerpt |
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Next Register, PleaseA group of video store clerks cope with the news of their outdated paradise’s downfall. |
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Pale MaleAn Airbnb holiday turns into a nightmare for a young couple visiting the Big Apple for the first time. |
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THE GEPETTO PROTOCOLTo stay "real" in the real world after their last creator dies, an action figure, fashion doll, superhero, anime girl, and crash dummy—now real flesh and blood—must find new believers in ten days or be forgotten forever, and get help from two kids and their dad at a cosplay convention. (Animation or Live-Action) Script Excerpt |
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Gay West, Young Man, Gay WestA gay cabaret back in the day. Script Excerpt |
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Adult Sitcom Mini-Series: Nothing Sacred: Fate vs DestinyThe family must contend with severe water restrictions, fending off a desperate neighbor, while using son Bobby's position as a DWP stormtrooper to turn the situation to their advantage. Script Excerpt |
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SoapThe bar is full but no one speaks or looks up from their texting, instead they stare down at their phones like zombies, until Jasper walks in and provides words for a muted soap opera on the large TV screen. Script Excerpt |
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CONFESSIONS OF AN ACCIDENTAL ALIENFictionalized autobiographical dark comedy about a UFO fanatic turned screenwriter on a rollercoaster ride of Hollywood success, failure and a nightmarish marriage that nearly destroys his career. The existential journey of an "alien" stranded on earth, from his teenage years raised by lesbians in the 50's to his adult struggles to survive in the film industry of the 70's through the 90's, to his globetrotting adventures as a miniseries writer from London to Morocco. All based on true events. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Script Excerpt |
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WifeyAlways the bridesmaid, never the bride, a woman chasing her dream man embarks on a heartfelt quest for love—only to realize, with the help of an unexpected ally, that the right person has been by her side all along. |
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The Topless WidowA lawyer’s former model mother has taken to sunbathing topless in her backyard, unable to convince her to stop, he pays her complaining neighbors to construct fences, but then she takes her antics to the front yard, getting arrested and he goes from defending her against obscenity charges, to helping her accept her impending death. Script Excerpt |
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GroundedWhen retired boxer Thunder Tucker sets out to turn his scrappy airline, Champion Air, into a major player, chaos takes flight—thanks to a wildly unorthodox crew and an even crazier cast of passengers who redefine what it means to fly the friendly skies. |
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Killer's HolidayA young man caught in a deadly web of money, greed, and power must outrun a ruthless robbery and murder scheme before the truth is buried—and he’s the one left to pay the price. |
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NOT ANOTHER VAMPIRE STORY: Stripping by the PoolThirteen year old Sylvia meets Julia's new boyfriend Terry during a wardrobe malfunction; over dinner, Sylvia suspects there's something dark and maybe sinister in Terry's nature -- something best kept in the dark of night. With fangs. (Animation or Live-Action) |
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NOT ANOTHER VAMPIRE STORYAn embarrassment-prone middle school girl's life gets risky when she suspects her pretty older sister's good-looking boyfriend is really a vampire, and sets out to prove it. (Animated or Live-Action) Script Excerpt |
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Adult Sitcom Mini-Series: Nothing Sacred: Fast FoodFast Food (Episode 7) Gerbilmania reigns pandemic as Sis takes a nymph neighbor to a sex clinic reunion, little Brother watches porno at home, Mom gets fleeced at a fast food drive-thru, and Dad experiences true "family dining" Aussie Style. One of 7 completed 22-minute tape live/film formatted episodes for limited production. Think "Married ... With Children" if done as "South Park." Script Excerpt |
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Municipal AuthorityWhen B.J loses his job as a reporter, he is forced to take a job registering the cognitively compromised to vote; or face the new government Municipal Authority camps for non-producers. This was a semi-finalist in American Gem Screenwriting Competition as Sign on the Bloody Line. Script Excerpt |
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PONY JOE AND MY DAD GET SOBERBooze and bad decisions run Traffic and Pony Joe’s lives until they decide to get sober and make a living as horse trainers, but a past acquaintance shows up and threatens to kill Traffic and his family unless an old drug-smuggling debt is repaid. |
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Your Secrets Will Get You HighWhen a loud woman on a bus inadvertently starts a full-fledged AA meeting, she gets more than she bargained for. When the bus stops for a dinner break, all hell breaks loose. Script Excerpt |
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RoommatesWhen two roommates find their third roommate dead in his room they panic, realizing they could be suspects, then spend hours getting drunk letting their imagination go wild, until the authorities show up. Script Excerpt |
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GENEVIEVE: A SILENT SCREEN IDYLLA young woman's activities in a park attract an unusual group of spectators. (Silent, B&W) |
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AFFLECK! or How Ben Got the JobA riff on the Aflac commercials. |
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THE CALL CENTERLocusts invade the building, the adherence schedules are off kilter, and one of the night managers is watching TV and preaching the word. Meet the staff of the Call Center where "the prisoners run the prison". But it's just a cup of coffee, for the merry go round of Managers in this wacky environment |
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MAUSOLEUM MANAfter his wife's sudden death, her husband fights his sister and a cemetery official to stay with her in the family mausoleum. |
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SON OF THE ROBEBen-Hur, Barabbas, Demetrius, and other Biblical movie heroes meet on a dusty road outside Jerusalem in this mash-up of Hollywood epics. |
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THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINEA disgruntled Manager at the Unemployment office is having a really bad day. First there's the dirty Geese, then the slobs in the parking lot...and to top it off? One of his employee's is feeding them! It's a comedy expressso. A bold blend of "The Office and Seinfield with a shot of "How I met Your Mother." |
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White CatA lonely woman, attacked by a feral cat she tried to befriend, finds her way back to a lost love. Adapted from short story published in Thoughtful Dog Magazine https://www.thoughtfuldogmag.com/white-cat/ Script Excerpt |
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Angie Gets a JobIn 1968, a rebellious young girl leaves home and finds a job in an Oakland typing pool, where she struggles against life's temptations, with uneven success. Adapted from short story published in Crack the Spine Literary Magazine https://pub.lucidpress.com/crackthespine227/#-nUzgKu47Il. Script Excerpt |
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Jack's HeadTeenage Bonnie was a mantrap -— envied, respected, and hated like poison. Adapted from short story published in Parhelion Magazine https://parhelionliterary.com/linda-boroff/ Script Excerpt |
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DoctorsIn 1969, Berkeley freshman Katie, 17, takes a part-time job at a doctor's office and learns about life, love --- and the end of both. Script Excerpt |
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Sandwich GenerationA white woman and her longtime Korean boyfriend have to take in their fathers, hers because he’s a broke compulsive gambler, and his, because his fifth wife just threw him out while a third generation gets added, when they decide to foster an at-risk African American boy who keeps breaking into their garage to raid a box of porn magazines. Script Excerpt |
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THE WILD TRIBERelevant to today's environment in more ways than one! Residents and staff at Sunny Haven retirement home grow and distribute weed to supplement their meagar Medicare benefits. They even sample the product for "quality control"! |
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The Hundred Thousand Dollar SuitA father and son running an unprofitable tile store let a shirttail relative talk them into investing in his scam. Based on my published short story. https://adelaidemagazine.org/2017/06/17/the-hundred-thousand-dollar-suit-by-linda-boroff/ Script Excerpt |
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GOBLINHorror comedy in the 80's retro style of "Gremlins". Two young, naive newlyweds move into a Victorian house that's in serious need of supernatural pest control. The new bride discovers and befriends a E.T.-type creature who may be a monster but is the key to an ancient mystery that may save their marriage...if they don't kill each other first. Script Excerpt |
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SEVERELY GIFTEDA bright, lonely teenager learns about love and loss while taking a summer job to escape his abusive father. |
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SunnysideYoung woman gets drunk on her high-tech job and enters a crazy rehab . Script Excerpt |
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A Dying BusinessThe story of a father and son who manage a funeral Business that is literally is dying. When a wonder drug comes a long to perlong life, this seems like the end for their business. |
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Now What's The Big Idea??Lalia and Jimbo are at it again in this sequel to Whats The Big Idea??. After drinking a potion that causes them to switch bodies, they still manage to win the Tour de France and the Ideaist Of The Year award. Then they head off to Africa on a crazy quest for the antidote. They end up even better than back to normal. |
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What's The Big Idea??Lalia is a brilliant and quirky executive who generates ideas for a living. She finds herself in a creative slump and gets sent on a quest to Davenport, Iowa to retrieve the granddaddy of ideas as she reunites with her immature but adorable ex-boyfriend. |
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The Liberty Bell SweepstakesA dazzling young woman who claims she can “invent the future” leads three lovestruck guys on a zany quest to win a big pile of cash on the Fourth of July. Script Excerpt |
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LIFE WITHOUT FATHERGhost dramedy with inspirational, faith-based family values, a la "Ghost" meets "Parenthood". An acclaimed news cameraman who's been neglecting his family for his career dies suddenly under mystical circumstances and returns home as a ghost to haunt his 12-year-old son a week before his 13th birthday. He only has a short time to teach his son life lessons and to learn how to be, and to redeem himself as, a once-absentee dad. Script Excerpt |
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Comedy and Joke Writing SamplesThis screenwriter can help you punch up your developing film's dialogue and scene situations with jokes, sketches & situational comedy material. |
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THE COMMON ROOMA proud former religious superior, newly retired and fighting for his dignity at a retirement home for monks, meets up with an old, vengeful nemesis - and an old flame. |
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Apple BarrelHave you ever seen a talking apple? How about a barrel of them who want to live? Apple Barrel is a fun filled story about a bunch of apples learning to survive with style. |
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WUNDERKIND: THE MOTION PICTUREAfter a series of missteps, a driven young filmmaker finally finds fulfillment at a Utah film festival - but not in the way he expected. |
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Two ex-Navy pilots become embroiled in a kidnapping and gold heist, chased by a capricious agent and his comely accomplice by land, air, and sea explosively culminating as the sun rises on Xanadu Shores.
Xanadu Shores: Proof of Concept (PoC)
Two ex-pilots become embroiled in a kidnapping and gold heist, after an employer's scheme escalates from theft to kidnapping.
She Curses Like a Sailor
The culture of women and cursing is discussed at this art opening in New York.
Arch Angel
Arch Angel is about Michael, the general of Heaven's Angel Army.
The life once lived
The life not lived is about a scientist named Doctor Conners who created a memory device called Ganesha that can allow people to remember who they were in a past life.
Out of time
Out of time is about a struggling musician who runs into a disgraced talent agent from Hollywood.
Only Human
Only human is about a homeless man that doesn't know he's really a Dog.
Sword of Might
Sword of might is about a cursed Sword that gives special abilities to whoever wields it.
Quick Shot
Quick Shot is about an ex-marine with the special ability to slow down time and shoot at impossible targets.
CIRQUE D' ETOILES
*** Russian astronaut, thrown out of the space program, hijacks a space taxi going to the International Space Station.